ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
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So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
2004 was a stellar year for banana lovers.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
@oliphant@oliphant.social @McPatrick @Blackfist@oliphant.social
I don't see any racism.
@cpoliticditto@mas.to
Someone should get a hobby. A *new* hobby, at least.
Good morning βοΈ mastodonians! Hereβs a quick video of my birds B lining at me for breakfast on the mountain top π I hope everyone has a thantastic Thursday π₯³
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House Republicans were quick to blame Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg for Southwest's string of cancelations, which obviously makes no sense.
Buttigieg was ready with the clap back, reminding us all that unlike them, he's hard at work. π
@sfoguj
So the guy who claims to be an alpha male and gives lessons (that people pay for!) on how to pick up women turns out to be an incel can only get sex by rape.
How completely shocking.
βWhat is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the winter time. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. β
- Chief Crowfoot
Congrats to Galaxy Brain Genius Elon Musk for losing over $800 billion in shareholder value this year! Keep tweeting! https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/tesla-stock-price-collapse-1234653228/
βIβm not actually mad at Gretaβ
Sir, you are a grown man and you had your employees film a shitty iPhone clap-back against a 19-year-old, in a fight that you instigated. You had to put on that ugly Versace robe and do at least one take of this video, where you clearly look upset.
I'm up more than 10K followers on Mastodon since October, and down 6k followers on Twitter in the same timeframe, so congratulations, my fellow Mastodonians, you beat the spread, come collect your winnings from the bookies
Check out all the shed lobster exoskeletons on the ground. Moulting is the riskiest point in most crustaceans' life cycle, so they look for hidey holes just big enough for a lobster & too small to allow predators.
Looks like cinderblocks are a good size for spiny lobsters!
RT @AllgeierLab@twitter.com
The artificial reefs we built 6 months ago in Little Abaco are loaded with white grunts, lobster, and more!
π¦π: https://twitter.com/AllgeierLab/status/1607753294448922627
@TrisResists
To be fair, Greta wasn't on trial for murder. She slays with her words.
One delight I discovered this past summer: waking up early to take close ups of bees in my garden while they're still sleepy and slow. So much fun!
#InverteFest2022 #InverteFest #ThrowbackThursday #Photography #Macrophotography #Bees
Happy #timelineThursday. Two blue sweaters 18 months apart. #trans
CW: eye contact, timeline
@TonyStark @TrisResists
They've given up on shovels, now they're using industrial excavators to dig themselves in deeper.
@TrisResists The bar seems like it canβt go any lower but somehow Republicans always find a way to lower it.
If you insist I take work home with me, then I am taking sleep to work.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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