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grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

Animal distress 

The tiny mouse is severely dehydrated, but alive. He’s still very weak. I mixed up some honey water with a little salt for him. I still don’t know if he’s going to make it. But I honestly didn’t think he’d last the night so fingers crossed.

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Parenting would be so easy if it weren’t for the kids.

@marcelias thank you for doing your utmost to save our democracy. You may not see it for all the noise, but there are many many grateful patriotic Americans who support and admire you.

So if anybody is curious, the MAGAts on the right wing forum I lurk are now saying, "Fuck it, let the Democrats win!"

Muh Accereration! πŸ˜‚

@lpdahl2@sfba.social
I'm sure they'll handle it with all the maturity and dignity we've come to expect.

jim jordan made a speech calling for republicans to all vote for mccarthy for speaker and in the second round 19 republicans voted for jim jordan

Mastodon has reached 9 million accounts, but 8 million of those are just me forgetting my password.

@Coachmark@nutmeg.social
I'm being told that if KKKevin (or someone) isn't the GQP Speaker tomorrow, the House Clerk will be in charge until they can get their sh*t together. Meet the Honorable Cheryl Johnson.

Don Jr. just posted a completely unhinged video hawking...[checks notes]...bibles.

Yes, it's a new apparently "patriotic" Bible complete with copies of America's founding documents. Who wants to tell him? πŸ™„

comicsands.com/trump-jr-sellin

@georgetakei
It's cute that you think he actually believes anything he's saying.
It's just another Trump grift.

@DeanObeidallah yup, and watching him struggle is giving me all kinds of feels πŸ˜‚

Selfie 

I think the tag really pulls the whole look together

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