ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar.

They didn’t planet that way.

We never had this many tornadoes before the Covid vaccine.

"Filmmaker Michael Bay is facing charges in Italy related to the killing of a pigeon on the 2018 set of the Netflix blockbuster 6 Underground.”
Today Merrick Garland will appoint a special counsel to investigate the pigeon for getting in the way of the film crew.

A reminder that if lead paint were still being used, and the #Dems were trying to outlaw it, the #GOP would be screaming and eating lead paint chips on TikTok to own the libs

#Politics

@Rob_T_Firefly

"Here's the fish and chips you ordered, and your beer."

"But I ordered a hamburger and onion rings with a Coke."

"No, you ordered the fish and chips with beer. What's wrong with you, why are you lying about wanting a burger? You don't like Coke! Ugh, you're always doing this."

I accidentally knocked over an entire toothpaste display at CVS.

The clerk was crestfallen.

I have been up since 4:30 with the 4 year old and my husband didn’t drink the coffee I left for him…

@ScottSoCal Reason steals their treats! ("Steals" is a strong word, reason mostly pressures them in to sharing and also is opportunistic, but incredibly gentle.)

Uhura is tired of that Klingon bullshit

#StarTrekVI

Spock is getting a little mind rapey isn't he?

#StarTrekVI

On January 9, 1858, American botanist, bryologist, and educator Elizabeth Gertrude Britton (née Elizabeth Gertrude Knight) was born. She and her husband, Nathaniel Lord Britton played a significant role in the fundraising and creation of the New York Botanical Garden. She is best known for her lasting contributions to bryology, the study of mosses.

http://scihi.org/elizabeth-gertrude-britton-knight-mosses/

#bryology #botany #mosses #NewYork

@selzero

As well they should!

#atheism
Tooted by a #bot!
SN# 726

Gave the twins crackers in the safety of the living room for precisely this reason. The reason does not appreciate this.

#DogsOfMastodon

Polisci.network needs sponsors from next month. I’m a PhD candidate, investing my time into running this server but can’t pay for it every month on my own. It costs US$35 a month to keep the lights on here.

@ScottSoCal oh yeah. This is a pre-lit tree so the lights are on it anyway. The only thing I really add this way is tinsel and the ornaments, but I left the tinsel on this time.