@jentaub
If I play the "I don't recall" and "I plead the 5th" drinking game, how fast will the ambulance have to be so I don't die of alcohol poisoning?
@DeanObeidallah
50 counts of voter fraud, when you add the illegal registrations.
@sysop408
I'm having a day very much like that, and I'm trying to be an adult.
@DeliaChristina
Did Bob forget to put pants on again?
This week #Mastodon will pass 9,000,000 users. Every day we're growing and each post you create, or like, or reshare helps us arrive at the future we want.
#TomFord (new queer neighbour) is about to make life even more awkward for Trump at Mar-a-Lago
In 2019, a tweet went viral with a quote attributed to Ford that claimed he didnβt want to dress Melania because sheβs a βGLORIFIED ESCORTβ
@mog7546
I don't think she's glorified. Calling her an escort gives her more credit than she deserves.
@DemocracyMatters
Maybe TFG should see about switching his theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PErUiAyVoGc
Someone's worried no one will show up! #Trump #2024
The ex-president plans a smaller event than his usual big-arena rallies. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-campaign-south-carolina_n_63c1a554e4b0cbfd55f2d7c9
"Hey, can you switch instances? Your admin favorited a joke that I didn't appreciate once. Might need to block you otherwise. Oh, and that crowdfunding platform you use? Back in 2006 they let an organization I don't personally align with use their platform. You should abandon that. Also, -"
Shhhh. Let people enjoy things. I am all for being socially conscious but we can't boycott everything. We are so tired. Please go outside.
@bcnjake
I'm perfectly OK with that. This whole face-to-face fixation most people have is highly overrated.
Thank you @gretathunberg for your support in #Germany! πͺ π
Excellent news though
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https://masto.ai/@rbreich/109683169755128560
rbreich@masto.ai - Your feelings about Musk aside, this isn't something to celebrate. Our focus should be on fixing an economic system that allows one person to gain such massive wealth.
Despite losing more than the rest of us can even imagine, Musk is still the second richest person in the world.
RT @business@twitter.com
Elon Musk's wealth wipeout hit a new milestone: he became the first person ever to lose $200 billion https://trib.al/EaJ0Vtz
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.