ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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A self-proclaimed "Alpha-Male" MAGA bro is melting down about the new "feminist" M&Ms packaging.
Honestly, it's not entirely clear to me whether he is punking us or really is this much of a snowflake. Watch and you be the judge:
@georgetakei
Why are self-described "Alpha males" always the ones who look like they couldn't get laid in a brothel?
@jentaub
If I play the "I don't recall" and "I plead the 5th" drinking game, how fast will the ambulance have to be so I don't die of alcohol poisoning?
@DeanObeidallah
50 counts of voter fraud, when you add the illegal registrations.
@sysop408
I'm having a day very much like that, and I'm trying to be an adult.
Yesterday, someone I was helping told me in a very insulting way to stay in my lane.
Today, I'm enjoying the freedom watching a train hurtling toward a bridge that might be out without feeling any responsibility for anything that might happen.
Not my problem, yo. π€·
Can we all pledge to go 'camera off' during zooms in 2023, please??
@DeliaChristina
Did Bob forget to put pants on again?
@drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
Bank of America did the same thing to me. If they're that rude with people who might, one day, be customers, imagine what they're like with people they already have!
This week #Mastodon will pass 9,000,000 users. Every day we're growing and each post you create, or like, or reshare helps us arrive at the future we want.
#TomFord (new queer neighbour) is about to make life even more awkward for Trump at Mar-a-Lago
In 2019, a tweet went viral with a quote attributed to Ford that claimed he didnβt want to dress Melania because sheβs a βGLORIFIED ESCORTβ
@mog7546
I don't think she's glorified. Calling her an escort gives her more credit than she deserves.
Today the Trump organization was fined $1.6 MILLION after being convicted for 17 felonies, including tax fraud. In a related story, I lost a quarter today when it fell onto the subway tracks.
@DemocracyMatters
Maybe TFG should see about switching his theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PErUiAyVoGc
Someone's worried no one will show up! #Trump #2024
The ex-president plans a smaller event than his usual big-arena rallies. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-campaign-south-carolina_n_63c1a554e4b0cbfd55f2d7c9
Β‘Ια΄lΙΙΉΚsnβ Ι―oΙΉΙ doΚdΙl Ι Κnq I ΗΙ―α΄Κ ΚsΙl ΗΙ₯Κ sα΄ sα΄Ι₯Κ
"Hey, can you switch instances? Your admin favorited a joke that I didn't appreciate once. Might need to block you otherwise. Oh, and that crowdfunding platform you use? Back in 2006 they let an organization I don't personally align with use their platform. You should abandon that. Also, -"
Shhhh. Let people enjoy things. I am all for being socially conscious but we can't boycott everything. We are so tired. Please go outside.
@bcnjake
I'm perfectly OK with that. This whole face-to-face fixation most people have is highly overrated.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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