It's just outrageous we have to be 'presentable' on a Friday WFH.
I still have pillow lines on my face. No one needs to see this.
@rooster @aprilkirby @AlwaysAutumn @SymTrkl @NineIsntPrime @sstrickl @daisy @you_jo_girl
Don't make me tap the sign (it's me, I'm in flats).
KQED News just confirmed with Cal DSS that if you're on food stamps and you lost food due to storm damage or power outages, you can get replacement funds on your EBT card. Sacramento Food Bank was the first to talk about this, and KQED called DSS to confirm.
Call your case manager within 10 days of the loss.
https://twitter.com/LomeliCabrera/status/1613674137851170817
@lowqualityfacts
It spun off a raft of vulgar, tasteless jokes that all went through my head when I read that.
Mostly because I collect vulgar, tasteless jokes.
@Saltssaltgirl My elderly Little Man had a great appetite all week, and didn't spit out his heart medicine even once.
#DogsOfMastodon
If you don't know this story, you should read up on it.
Meek Millβs case is a prime example of a racially biased judicial system. That the "judicial" system can be wielded like a weapon and that the system is wielded against non-white people is something we as a nation need to expose and deal with. It's not okay. It's not right, and it shouldn't be excused or justified by anyone.
This was part of a series of pardons issued by outgoing Pennsylvania governor Tom Wolf. It matters.
Meek Mill Pardoned By Pennsylvania Governor-
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/meek-mill-charges-pardoned-pennsylvania-governor-1234660671/
If one person punches another person in the face and says it's OK because punching is their shared culture, ask the person who's been punched if they agree.
The Taliban thugocracy has responded to the Afghanistan chapter of our new World Report by saying universal human rights are not wanted in Afghanistan.
Iβd be willing to bet at least half the population thinks otherwise β the half called women and girls, whom the Taliban treat as sub-human animals.
https://www.hrw.org/the-day-in-human-rights/2023/01/13?story=paragraph-4886
@RFancio @mathewi @cjr we need to rid our press of this reported perception βIt seems that some Mastodon users arenβt all that receptive to the ways in which journalists tend to use social networksβ https://www.cjr.org/analysis/journalists-want-to-recreate-twitter-on-mastodon-mastodon-is-not-into-it.php
I for one welcome the press on #Mastodon - while acknowledging that generating controversy for clickbait is a nuisance. Objective and well-researched reporting is needed #FreePress
A self-proclaimed "Alpha-Male" MAGA bro is melting down about the new "feminist" M&Ms packaging.
Honestly, it's not entirely clear to me whether he is punking us or really is this much of a snowflake. Watch and you be the judge:
@georgetakei
Why are self-described "Alpha males" always the ones who look like they couldn't get laid in a brothel?
@jentaub
If I play the "I don't recall" and "I plead the 5th" drinking game, how fast will the ambulance have to be so I don't die of alcohol poisoning?
@DeanObeidallah
50 counts of voter fraud, when you add the illegal registrations.
@sysop408
I'm having a day very much like that, and I'm trying to be an adult.
@DeliaChristina
Did Bob forget to put pants on again?
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.