Apparently, there is a new #TwitterExodus wave.
In case you see this, new friend:
1. YOU are the algorithm. Follow, like, boost, and participate.
2. When uploading a picture, please add descriptive #AltText
3. Write hashtags with a capital letter for each word #LikeThis
4. Consider using the content warning feature more often than you would on other sites.
5. Don't be a dick.
Hi everyone! 
@alexpostfacto@tech.lgbt @SecularJeffrey
Circuit breakers. Surge protectors. Seatbelts.
All technologies lost in WWIII.
While the world wakes up from the sun's rays. Ukraine wakes up to the sounds of air raids and explosions. As always, russia is at war with the civilian population. Someone was left homeless again todayπ
#russiaisateroriststate
@CiaoBruno @ScottSoCal @Tbsa Right Wingers would call him a shitlib while using his words to fundraise.
@WillRobinson
Trump has no idea who any of those people are. They just brought him covfefe a few times.
@Wildethingy
And it gives us the resources to do the other things.
It's just outrageous we have to be 'presentable' on a Friday WFH.
I still have pillow lines on my face. No one needs to see this.
@rooster @aprilkirby @AlwaysAutumn @SymTrkl @NineIsntPrime @sstrickl @daisy @you_jo_girl
Don't make me tap the sign (it's me, I'm in flats).
KQED News just confirmed with Cal DSS that if you're on food stamps and you lost food due to storm damage or power outages, you can get replacement funds on your EBT card. Sacramento Food Bank was the first to talk about this, and KQED called DSS to confirm.
Call your case manager within 10 days of the loss.
https://twitter.com/LomeliCabrera/status/1613674137851170817
@lowqualityfacts
It spun off a raft of vulgar, tasteless jokes that all went through my head when I read that.
Mostly because I collect vulgar, tasteless jokes.
@Saltssaltgirl My elderly Little Man had a great appetite all week, and didn't spit out his heart medicine even once.
#DogsOfMastodon
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.