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Apparently, there is a new #TwitterExodus wave.

In case you see this, new friend:

1. YOU are the algorithm. Follow, like, boost, and participate.
2. When uploading a picture, please add descriptive #AltText
3. Write hashtags with a capital letter for each word #LikeThis
4. Consider using the content warning feature more often than you would on other sites.
5. Don't be a dick.

Hi everyone! :ablobcatrainbow:

This year is off to a bad start. I bought a picture book called 2,023 Cats and there are only 12 pages in it.

@alexpostfacto@tech.lgbt @SecularJeffrey
Circuit breakers. Surge protectors. Seatbelts.
All technologies lost in WWIII.

As Carl lay there thinking about all of the life choices that led him to this point, his biggest regret was trusting that stupid cowboy and his space man friend.

While the world wakes up from the sun's rays. Ukraine wakes up to the sounds of air raids and explosions. As always, russia is at war with the civilian population. Someone was left homeless again todayπŸ˜”
#russiaisateroriststate

To all the white evangelicals; Jesus was a Jewish person of color. Snap out of your delusion.

@CiaoBruno @ScottSoCal @Tbsa Right Wingers would call him a shitlib while using his words to fundraise.

@WillRobinson
Trump has no idea who any of those people are. They just brought him covfefe a few times.

Taxing billionaires isn't the answer to everything.

But it's a bloody good start.

@ScottSoCal

It's just outrageous we have to be 'presentable' on a Friday WFH.

I still have pillow lines on my face. No one needs to see this.

KQED News just confirmed with Cal DSS that if you're on food stamps and you lost food due to storm damage or power outages, you can get replacement funds on your EBT card. Sacramento Food Bank was the first to talk about this, and KQED called DSS to confirm.

Call your case manager within 10 days of the loss.

twitter.com/LomeliCabrera/stat

#CAwx #Storm

@lowqualityfacts
It spun off a raft of vulgar, tasteless jokes that all went through my head when I read that.
Mostly because I collect vulgar, tasteless jokes.

It’s Friday! Please share something good that happened to you this week.

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