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@nomdeb
Hubs' family once came to visit for a week. I love them, they're wonderful. In small, controlled doses. By the end of the week I was hiding in my bedroom, using the excuse that I was coming down with something.

@MariaHill

As a super liberal who is surrounded by super liberals, not one time has anyone ever identified gas stoves as our next hill to do battle.
Weโ€™re all still caught up with disenfranchised voters and the right to our bodily privacy etc.

The year is 2072, civilization has been wiped out. Only small pockets of humanity remain. But in the dark back kitchen of a former Olive Gardenยฎ the Never-Ending Pasta Bowlsยฎ are bubbling over with Ravioli, Penne and Stuffed Shells.

The updated COVID vaccine is the best protection from COVID-19. We need everyone to do their part. Schedule your updated shot today at vaccines.gov.

I'd feel hella awkward tagging Neil Gaiman to tell him I read his book. But just every other author I enjoy, I quietly check to see if they're on mastodon because I want to give a fist bump. No luck yet!
Is there an author index somewhere?

#bookstodon #authors

I kinda liked it better when racists were ashamed and stayed in the closet.

I donโ€™t know about you all, but every time I see a picture of #GeorgeSantos, I get *serial killer vibes*.

I know, I know. Itโ€™s just my own prejudices and biasesโ€ฆ But yeah, serial killer all the wayโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

#USPolitics #Politics #humor #SerialKillerVibes

โ€œDaddy what is this cable?โ€

โ€œOh thatโ€™s called a parallel cable. A DB-25 if I remember correctly.โ€

โ€œWhat do you use it for?โ€

โ€œLiterally nothing.โ€

โ€œAre you going to throw it away then?โ€

โ€œAbsolutely not.โ€

Iโ€™m old enough to remember the first TED talk.
It was most excellent.

@bettybowers
What's sauce for the goose can only be for the goose. If you put it on the gander, that's gay, and Fox isn't down with that.

FOX NEWS: โ€œItโ€™s so SHOCKINGLY ILLEGAL for Twitter to kill a story about Hunter Biden to help a candidate!!!โ€

ALSO FOX NEWS:

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