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My partner called me β€œthe sexiest thing on two legs,” and I became concerned for our pets.

Is it just me or is there some irony or sick humor for the placement of a fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc? Just shaking my head here #Histodons #JoanofArc #Geneadons

"When one door closes, another opens"

Not if you live in a properly functioning house.

3 stages of mindfulness:

ABSENTMINDFULNESS:
When is that mindfulness workshop?

REMINDFULNESS:
*checks date*

NEVERMINDFULNESS:
Missed it. Oh well

Up next: 2005 Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Got my towel right next to me!

#DontPanic

Welp, just moved from social.snorklr to here, what's going on? So for a little introduction, I'm an old retired software engineer, now part time book seller full time cook and cat caretaker, captivated by anything furry feathered, green or breathing. I still have hopes for this wicked world because the good and sane silent majority are getting a little pissed off and tired of the bull shite. Happy to be here and no longer on the old bird app! 😎 πŸ‘

I'm against feminism because of what Jesus said, but I don't know precisely what Jesus said because my husband doesn't like me reading.

To all of you who voted you would like to get one - I finally made surprise / mystery bags! I can't tell you what's in them but I can say it's beautiful, tasty and music merch-y. Suitable for people of all genders. Worldwide shipping available.
I'll update them on bandcamp a little later but they can also be purchased via PayPal.
30Β£ (36.50$) including delivery to wherever you are in the world.
Comment if you'd like to get one!
Music: linktr.ee/skalymusic

Lord, grant me the serenity to understand why anyone who has seen what Elon has done to the Twitter app would ever put a child in a Tesla.

πŸ•―οΈ It is so painful... Children who died as a result of a Russian missile attack on the Dnipro on January 14.

#RuWarCrimes_UW #ISAREdnannia

Unexpected Clouds Toward the Andromeda Galaxy

Image Credit & Copyright: Yann Sainty & Marcel Drechsler

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap230117.ht #APOD

"The Washington Post continued to run Twitter ads to boost views to its branded content campaigns on the platform late last month, despite one of its reporters being banned a few weeks prior"

axios.com/newsletters/axios-me

I'm that reporter. It's now been more than a month since I was suspended on Twitter for sharing factual journalism. I miss a few people there, but the website has been easily replaced.

Hey! If you don't know me yet, I'm Skaly, I do music, spoken word poetry and videos mostly inspired by mental health, gender, metaphysics, neurodiversity and the climate crisis. Here is a link for listening on any of the main platforms (including bandcamp, YouTube, Apple Music, Spotify and more):
linktr.ee/skalymusic

I also sell my handmade jewellery and merchandise, you can check them out if you'd like!

πŸ“ΈMeital Azulay

#Music #newmusic #bandcamp #musicians #Spotify #mastodon #yes

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