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I've had quite enough of cis white men who think I need to hear their most banal, pedantic thoughts about how I'm the real problem.

I'm not interested in what you have to say. Your opinions are meaningless to me.

In Britain, it's called a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we were just raised differently.

@Aurani @SecularJeffrey

Imagine having to be Barbie's sidekick? Either she's a steadfast best friend, or she's seeing Ken on the side.

My partner called me β€œthe sexiest thing on two legs,” and I became concerned for our pets.

Is it just me or is there some irony or sick humor for the placement of a fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc? Just shaking my head here #Histodons #JoanofArc #Geneadons

"When one door closes, another opens"

Not if you live in a properly functioning house.

3 stages of mindfulness:

ABSENTMINDFULNESS:
When is that mindfulness workshop?

REMINDFULNESS:
*checks date*

NEVERMINDFULNESS:
Missed it. Oh well

Up next: 2005 Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Got my towel right next to me!

#DontPanic

Welp, just moved from social.snorklr to here, what's going on? So for a little introduction, I'm an old retired software engineer, now part time book seller full time cook and cat caretaker, captivated by anything furry feathered, green or breathing. I still have hopes for this wicked world because the good and sane silent majority are getting a little pissed off and tired of the bull shite. Happy to be here and no longer on the old bird app! 😎 πŸ‘

I'm against feminism because of what Jesus said, but I don't know precisely what Jesus said because my husband doesn't like me reading.

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