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Customer software support (me) after someone screamed for 45 minutes, without being able to get a word in:
"OK, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to hang up, and you're going to jog around the block, or punch a hole in the wall, or whatever you need to do to get to a place where I can help you with this. I'm happy to do that, just call back and ask for Scott." [click]
He called back, I helped him with it. From that point on, I was the only person he'd deal with. True story.

User: I’m setting up my docking station and I can’t get it to recognize the second monitor.

Helpdesk: Can you provide pictures or a description of how the monitors are connected?

User: Monitor 1 is connected to the dock using HDMI. Monitor 2 is connected to Monitor 1 using VGA (I also tried HDMI but that didn’t work either.)

Tech: OK that’s creative! Never would have thought of that. Sadly monitors aren’t able to be daisy-chained like that.

#HelpDeskTales

Have you ever gone down a Wikipedia spiral? You start out with looking up this thing you saw on NatGeo about Incan Khipus, then pretty easily slide into Mayan Xibalba and The Hero Twins, dip your toes into Viking Sunstones, and then you're realizing Dan Brown got all his book ideas from the Cathars, something called Positive Christianity comes next, which sounded cool, but is actually Nazi Propaganda, you finally go to bed, because you start seriously wondering how hard it would be to mummify a cat, OR IS THIS JUST ME?!

Depression sucks, sucks more not knowing exactly what might be causing it.

Figuring out what's behind it feels like I've won half the battle.

I know what I must do & having that clarity is already helping me feel better.

I love change but it can be challenging yet so rewarding when it's a positive life changing task.

I'm open about my anxiety & depression cause mental health is vital, we shouldn't be ostracized for it.

If you're depressed or need help, don't feel ashamed.

It gets better.β™₯️

This is probably the coolest couple you’ll see today ❀️
#dogsofmastodon #dogs

Prime Minister Ardern is a forward-looking, global leader who has inspired millions around the world. Thank you, Madam Prime Minister, for your leadership and for strengthening the ties between the U.S. and New Zealand.

19 January 1902 | A Jewish artist David Olère was born in Warsaw. In 1918 he emigrated to France.

In March 1943 he was deported to Auschwitz where he was forced to work in Sonderkommando. After the war he showed the horrifying world of gas chambers in drawings & paintings.
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πŸ”Š Our podcast about the fate of #Sonderkommando prisoners: anchor.fm/auschwitz-memorial/e

#Auschwitz #history #Jews #Holocaust #Shoah #art #painting #artist #Olere #Sonderkommando #podcast #education #ww2 #memory

@rbreich
They don't want to pay back the Social Security money they "borrowed". My money - your money - that they took.

MAGA Republicans are holding the economy hostage in order to force deeply unpopular cuts to Social Security, Medicare, and other key programs.

They don't actually care about the national debt. (They added ~$7 trillion to debt under Trump.) They just want to make your life worse.

angry post, transphobia 

β€œI can’t support your medical transition because you’re changing your ✨beautiful bodyβœ¨β€ will always be horseshit because it places the value that other people might see in your body over you feeling comfortable living in it.

Being often means finding out that some people in your life believe you don’t have a right to your own physical form. Your body belongs to your parents, your potential lovers, to anyone else before it belongs to you.

@ScottSoCal

That's another one of those songs that put me in a trance.

I adore him. β™₯️

@catelawrence
Within the US, I think women should be very careful putting this information in anyone else's hands. The way some of these post-Roe laws are written, it could bring criminal charges.
Welcome to the US of A. Please set your clocks to 1939.

i literally am on my knees crying and begging every aspiring YA fantasy author to stop naming their books "a noun of noun and noun". please. put an end to my misery

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