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RT @trajaykay
Protesters marching to the SPD Bavarian headquarters in order to demand heavy weapons delivery toπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@AnEnglishHuman@mstdn.party
Forget, or when your dinner guests have overstayed their welcome.

Don’t worry your secret is safe with me.

No really…I’m an overwhelmed, menopausal woman with ADHD.

I won’t even remember your secret in 10 min. I’d pass a polygraph, no problem.

Not a duck 

@Talia_christine
Anyone remember this?:
M R DUCKS
NO M R NOT
O S M R
C M WANGS
L I B
M R DUCKS

re: Not a duck 

@garthderby @Talia_christine

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⚑GET SHOT TO LIVE⚑

I received my latest Pfizer Covid vaccine a week ago. I felt fine for 36 hours, then developed a lethargy which led to a 12 hour 'nap'.

I've felt fine since and am very thankful for the protection this shot provides.

Latest Covid-19 booster shot tied to 81% decline in Hospitalizations; 86% decline in Covid-19 Deaths!

I encourage you to consider getting the shot as well.

The life you save may be your own!
#covid19 #coronavirus #COVID

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Who created one of life’s great mysteries?

Was it Milton or was it Bradley?

Thank you, Sunday Express! I agree, Allegiance is a wonderful and beautiful show.

For tix to our London performance, visit allegiancemusical.com

RT @LvivJournal
Few remember what this clown said in January 2022:
German Admiral Kay-Achim SchΓΆnbach said that Russia's intention to invade Ukraine was "nonsense" and that Ukraine would never get Crimea back. "Putin wants & probably also deserves respect. Russia is a Christian country"
#lviv

So, the European Union has set up its own Mastodon instance, EU Voice, as an official channel/platform for all its many institutions - what a great initiative social.network.europa.eu/about
#TwitterMigration #europe #Diplomacy #Transparency

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space. ..

I know, I know, a terrible joke... only 3 stars.

I don’t know how to explain it, but time works differently in airports. 5 minutes and 5 hours are somehow the same. Your flight is delayed but arrives early. The carpets are from 1980. The water machines are from 2045. It is always happy hour. You have always been in the airport.

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