ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
Iβm not sure how many cups of coffee it takes to be happy. So far itβs not twelve.
@unclepj
Be careful. Two more cups and you'll vibrate out of phase with the universe. You could wind up anywhere.
[Russian Harry Potter, chapter 1]
Hagrid: Harry has been shot in the back of the head.
Voldemort Putin: It was suicide.
Hagrid: Okay.
Dumbledore: I am not gay. Nobody is gay at Russian Hogwarts.
Voldemort Putin: Very good.
[End]
BREAKING: The CDC now recommends not jumping from tall buildings, bridges, or cliffs.
Unless, of course, you want to own the libs.
me: *screaming into the abyss*
the abyss: who gave you this number
@lmwortho@home.social
That's never made sense to me. My ancestors spent thousands of years getting away from sleeping in the dirt and fighting off rabid forest creatures. I'm supposed to spit in their face by going back to it?
@ScottSoCal depends on what kind of date it is, really
I want acceleration blocked by the ground to store velocity in a hidden variable so i can go to the other side of the earth and access the stored velocity to launch myself into space at nine billion meters per second
@taq
Accelerating to 9B meters per second would turn you into a blood and viscera smoothie. Not a good look for date night.
Now and then, it's important to unplug and spend time with the real people in your life so you can appreciate how much better it is online.
RT @MartinBell6@twitter.com
βEmily Maitlis is Right β the BBC should be Telling the Public the Truth when the Government is Lyingβ β Byline Times https://bylinetimes.com/2022/08/30/emily-maitlis-is-right-the-bbc-should-be-telling-the-public-the-truth-when-the-government-is-lying/
π¦π: https://twitter.com/MartinBell6/status/1617235699123785728
Shake it Baby...π I caught this red tail hawk right after he shook himself...I love it. His feathers are all fluffed up! π β€οΈ
#photo #photography #nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #birds #birdphotography #Monday #BirdsofMastodon #MA #Massachusetts #NewEngland #PhotoMonday #hawks #hawk
I'm tired of living like it's the 1600s:
Can I afford eggs at the market?
Are my family going to die of the plague?
Puritans are coming for my sinful lifestyle.
I want modern problems.
Modern Problems.
@selzero@vmst.io
Either 7 of 9 or The Doctor. Both of them had story lines figuring out how to human amidst humans, and that's something I struggle with every day. People confuse the hell out of me.
"Cows are so dumb! LOL!" They said, carelessly filling their mouth with scalding hot soup
Taco Bell is currently playing what I would describe as really bad island music at alarming volumes. Itβs not on brand. Itβs not the vibe. Itβs not the mood.
@DannyStaley
You didn't order their new Seafood Pineapple Taco?
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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