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@kell_topaz@mstdn.social
My sister wanted me to trim her bangs once. I tried to tell her I didn't get the hair stylist gene, but she insisted.
She still has nightmares.

Well, it's a good thing I spent the afternoon splitting wood. We are getting 6 to 12 inches of snow tomorrow with more this next weekend. And no warm days to split more. I have about 20 banana boxes of firewood in the shed if I run low. And 11 boxes in the house. That's a week worth.

That's what I started the season with. Two tiers. I stacked the second so high you can't see the first one. It's only 6 feet high.

Food 

I told my endo I'd bring the staff treats for my next appointment and I intend to deliver!

White chocolate chunk espresso cookies

Randy Rainbow Goes All 'Les Miz' On Kevin McCarthy And GOP's 'Imbecilic Scum' - HuffPost apple.news/Ai55B2Wa2R_u1H-4830

There is no "respectful" way to debate whether or not I get to exist in public,

and if you think there is,

and I'm not going to leave any room for misinterpretation there

then I think you're a bigot and I'm going to act accordingly.

This is amazing. NASA commissioned a microgravity compatible espresso machine for the International Space Station (to make ISSpresso, obviously), and to stop the astronaut having to drink espresso from a closed container with a straw, a bunch of NASA volunteers designed the Space Cup, so the crema bubbles could be seen and the coffee smelled even in microgravity. And I've just been sent one in the post. That's Samantha Cristoforetti drinking from it in the ISS cupola. #ISS #Space #Coffee

Speaking of groomers, here's a story about how American nazi & convicted terrorist Christopher Cook sexually & ideologically groomed a 15-year-old girl, leading her to send him nude photos and also to become the youngest person charged with terrorism offenses in the UK:
bbc.com/news/uk-63736944

In case you think that's an aberration, here's a list of 90 other fascists and far-right creeps who are also noted child molestors, child groomers, and pedophilia advocates:
antifainternational.tumblr.com

I’m not sure how many cups of coffee it takes to be happy. So far it’s not twelve.

@unclepj
Be careful. Two more cups and you'll vibrate out of phase with the universe. You could wind up anywhere.

[Russian Harry Potter, chapter 1]

Hagrid: Harry has been shot in the back of the head.

Voldemort Putin: It was suicide.

Hagrid: Okay.

Dumbledore: I am not gay. Nobody is gay at Russian Hogwarts.

Voldemort Putin: Very good.

[End]

BREAKING: The CDC now recommends not jumping from tall buildings, bridges, or cliffs.

Unless, of course, you want to own the libs.

me: *screaming into the abyss*

the abyss: who gave you this number

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@lmwortho@home.social
That's never made sense to me. My ancestors spent thousands of years getting away from sleeping in the dirt and fighting off rabid forest creatures. I'm supposed to spit in their face by going back to it?

I want acceleration blocked by the ground to store velocity in a hidden variable so i can go to the other side of the earth and access the stored velocity to launch myself into space at nine billion meters per second

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