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@petertrek1
Stafleet Command: 'Ensign Kim, we've been reviewing your record on the Voyager, and after awarding you all the promotions you've earned, including interest, it looks like you are now President. We await your orders, sir.'
#startrek
I seriously only log on to the Woolly Mammoth for @lowqualityfacts posts. I'm not even sorry.
@matociquala
I usually add a step, after Edit Sentence:
Strike one too many words, or one too few words during edit.
@dugglebutt
And there was that recruiting song they commissioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs
HourlyWolves presents: https://nitter.net/hourlywolvesbot/status/1618564473974886400/photo/1
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The Scariest Thing I Heard a Man Say Today.
The scariest thing I heard a #man say today:
"I'm really uncomfortable with the idea that #women feel they hold some kind of power to #reject men."
He proceeded to argue that any #single woman who is asked out on a #date should accept out of politeness and is only permitted to reject the man after that first date has concluded.
*eyelid twitches*
@ceruleanarc
Tell him if he accepts that rule, then he is obligated to say yes to any gay man who asks him out.
@lolennui
I found out I could levitate when I woke up in a hotel on a work trip and the floor was covered with cockroaches. Never got out of a place so fast.
#Introduction - I'm Congress member Ritchie Torres from #NewYork , The past few days here have been great, I want to keep building our platform here on #Mastodon to make sure we can continue our conversations on a public social media platform.
Can you please BOOST this post and FOLLOW our account and encourage your followers to do the same? Thank you.
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.