ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112kojZuG (PeCeT_full)
#Fox #Bot
Quickest way to end workplace small talk:
Coworker: So, do you have kids?
Me: Not anymore.
My kids say they prefer food without the burnt bits
Like they know what that tastes like
@stanford
I'm watching the original Black Panther, tomorrow I'll watch the new Black Panther.
Okay, someone of you now needs to suggest me a movie.
Would like to watch one, but no idea which π
GOP Rep Paul Gosar spoke at Nazi & pro-Hitler events, doubled down repeatedly, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.
GOP Rep MT Greene cites Jewish space lasers, speaks at Nazi events, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.
And GOP continues to embrace them into leadership positions.
But please tell us more about how Rep Ilhan Omar unequivocally apologizing for her words & meeting with Jewish leaders for healing is the real antisemitism.π€
Me: Iβm making chicken for dinner. What kind would you like?
18: The kind with the two first names.
Me: ???
18: It has green stuff on it.
Me: You mean ROSEMARY chicken?
18: Yeah, that one
Next time someone questions if birds really are dinosaurs, show them this picture!
@Amishsupermodel
But the cat said it in an internal monologue, not to anyone else.
βStupid kid fell in the well again.β
-if Lassie had been a cat
@DidiQ
This is Trumpβs βbig contributionβ to America. His open theft and never-ending lying without penalty have opened the door for even worse narcissists. It seems our country no longer holds wealthy white criminals to account so why shouldnβt others like (and worse than) Trump grasp for power and its resultant wealth?
God: so theyβll be called Sea Urchins
Angel: okay...
G: theyβre basically stabby aquatic sand spurs
A: what are sa-
G: but they eat, like, EVERYTHING
A: ...
G: poor orphaned kids will also be called urchins
A: who hurt you
@inarticulatequilter
I'd like that in a classic needlepoint, framed, in my living room.
Long time quilter, first time mastodon.art poster
Of all the quilts I've ever made, and there's been A LOT over the last 20+ years, this is my favorite. It was made during the first weeks of the COVID pandemic as a way to bring color into the world during that very dark time
PROFANITY & FABRIC
Completed 2020
WordPlay Letters/Improv Sawtooth Stars
70β x 79β
Marked as sensitive for language. #Introductions #Quilt
@rpardee 50K feet is up there - I think that's above the ceiling where a jet engine can operate. Not enough air pressure or oxygen.
@rpardee
It's at an altitude of 50,000+ feet, and your chance of hitting it are slightly lower than your chance of winning the lottery within 30 seconds of being hit by lightning, while wearing your grandmother's fuzzy slippers.
How sick is a society that prefers guns to books?
@KLB
I don't have a green thumb, it's...
What is that color when the plant is dead, but hasn't yet turned to mush? Kind of grey/brown? My thumb is that color.
I apparently really enjoy buying seeds, for flowers and veggies. π±Iβm not nearly as successful at planting them πΈ, and even less successful at coaxing them to maturity π₯. I do enjoy thinking about it though. π€ #gardening
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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