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@dabertime
I'm old enough to wonder whether Bill Bixby became the Hulk because he was once roommates with a Martian.

Some of you kids are all "Eat the rich!" and, look, Lefty McLeftowicz, let's just make sure the remedy isn't worse than the disease, by which of course I mean let's find a cure for Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease first.

Everybidy is talking about that one Chinese spy balloon flying over the US.

Nobody is talking about the thousands of *cloaked* spy balloons that are also flying over the US.

@cynblogger @JenX @gwaldby
When we have a majority of Justices appointed by mentally stable people. So, not Republicans.

Quickest way to end workplace small talk:

Coworker: So, do you have kids?

Me: Not anymore.

My kids say they prefer food without the burnt bits

Like they know what that tastes like

Okay, someone of you now needs to suggest me a movie.

Would like to watch one, but no idea which πŸ™ˆ

GOP Rep Paul Gosar spoke at Nazi & pro-Hitler events, doubled down repeatedly, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.

GOP Rep MT Greene cites Jewish space lasers, speaks at Nazi events, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.

And GOP continues to embrace them into leadership positions.

But please tell us more about how Rep Ilhan Omar unequivocally apologizing for her words & meeting with Jewish leaders for healing is the real antisemitism.πŸ€”

Me: I’m making chicken for dinner. What kind would you like?

18: The kind with the two first names.

Me: ???

18: It has green stuff on it.

Me: You mean ROSEMARY chicken?

18: Yeah, that one

Next time someone questions if birds really are dinosaurs, show them this picture!

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