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My Arch Enemy is anyone who tells me what they "think" I want to hear, rather than the truth.

That is what fucks up my world, time & time again. I can deal with mistakes I've made having all the facts, but when people keep facts from me, because they think I "can't handle it"?!?!?!

I ran out of night cream recently and I've had to use day cream instead.
Am I going to die?

@dabertime
I'm old enough to wonder whether Bill Bixby became the Hulk because he was once roommates with a Martian.

Some of you kids are all "Eat the rich!" and, look, Lefty McLeftowicz, let's just make sure the remedy isn't worse than the disease, by which of course I mean let's find a cure for Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease first.

Everybidy is talking about that one Chinese spy balloon flying over the US.

Nobody is talking about the thousands of *cloaked* spy balloons that are also flying over the US.

@cynblogger @JenX @gwaldby
When we have a majority of Justices appointed by mentally stable people. So, not Republicans.

Quickest way to end workplace small talk:

Coworker: So, do you have kids?

Me: Not anymore.

My kids say they prefer food without the burnt bits

Like they know what that tastes like

Okay, someone of you now needs to suggest me a movie.

Would like to watch one, but no idea which πŸ™ˆ

GOP Rep Paul Gosar spoke at Nazi & pro-Hitler events, doubled down repeatedly, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.

GOP Rep MT Greene cites Jewish space lasers, speaks at Nazi events, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.

And GOP continues to embrace them into leadership positions.

But please tell us more about how Rep Ilhan Omar unequivocally apologizing for her words & meeting with Jewish leaders for healing is the real antisemitism.πŸ€”

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