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1) Right now I am warm and cozy in my bed
2) My belly is full enough that I am not hungry or thirsty
3) I am not alone in the bed and I am loved
4) The Chinese Spy Balloon is no longer taunting me

#ThreeGoodThings
@3goodthings

@ColinTheMathmo
How about two sentences?
The orthocenter is the intersection of lines drawn at a right angle to each vertice into the triangle. The intersection can be inside or outside the triangle.

@ColinTheMathmo
I don't think you can have a one sentence explanation of orthocenter. Because it isn't intuitively the center when it's hanging off the side, like it can.

Baby Jax is really getting beefy. Heโ€™s just over a year old and 120 pounds. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #saintbernards #adopt

@dabertime @HollieK72
Time travelers are the worst. If they're from the past, they're just wanting to know "how did THAT happen?!?" about everything, and if they're from the future, they're unbearably smug, like "oh, you think that's new? How cute".
I just don't talk to them.

@therobburgessshow Audiobooks! You can listen online. The books I listened to for Black History month (so far) wouldn't be available in Florida

Europe must show resolve and vision in the context of the brutal Russian war of aggression against Ukraine.

Ukraine has irreversibly chosen a European path that its European partners have accepted.

Now is the time to move from words to deeds.

#EUUkraine #StandWithUkraine

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: n.respublicae.eu/EPPGroup/stat

@UncleDuke1969
I see you moved. I was going to mention it, but couldn't find the post warning about your last server. Happy to see you.

Is there a US attorney who would be willing to donate some time to draft a volunteer moderator agreement for a Mastodon instance?

Also, are any other instance admins willing to share your agreement if you have one? I donโ€™t know if this is standard practice, but seems like a good idea when granting access to user data.

I found something similar from Stack Overflow for reference: stackoverflow.com/legal/modera

#MastoAdmin #Legal #Lawyers #Law

@PaulSchleifer
Same way this wack-job in the US tried to get involved in "rescuing" children from Ukraine. Fortunately he got kicked out before he managed to do whatever it was he was trying to get away with.
joemygod.com/2022/03/extremist

re: Venting, profanity 

@KarchWrites
I live in CA, and I refuse. I have a passport, and a passport card, I have a regular CA driver license, and I'm not going to waste money on something else just to show I am who I say I am.

re: Homophobia, transphobia, hate speech 

@EllisCrawford
They're predators, and they're attacking the least protected members of the herd first.

@Wrecks0
Before you apply, you should know the deck chairs have to be arranged according to a plan he carries in his head, he won't tell you what it is, or offer any feedback, you'll know you did it wrong when he flips out and fires you.

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