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So, according to some people called β€œdoctors,” you can avoid hangovers by not drinking the night before.

Yeah, like I’m gonna fall for that!

If you do not believe in scientific theory, test them out and prove them wrong. No scientist would argue with the results proven time and time again again.

Start with the theory of gravity.

mtpr.org/montana-news/2023-02-

*me, to my 3 year old just now

"Deacon, I told you not to throw rocks. Why did you throw rocks??"

"Because I'm Deacon and I throw rocks."

I've never been shut down my such simple and forcefully obvious truth in my entire life.

@ConfluxHQ
"As the tech industry barrels toward a recession"

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!
They're doing their damnedest to create a recession, but so far they've been stymied.

"As the tech industry barrels toward a recession, platform engineering presents itself as a way for organizations to do less with more β€” while hopefully decreasing the cognitive load that still has the vast majority of developers burnt out." Jennifer Riggins

thenewstack.io/platform-engine

#cognitiveload

@JDS
They just skip over the parts they don't like. You know, same with caring for the sick and needy.

I finally watched the #gop response to the Address #darkbrandon gave the country.

Like she did in the last Administration, #huckabee still lies.

How can people who claim to be Christian look at themselves in the mirror after telling these falsehoods. There is a Commandment against lying, right?

@nayele18maybe
What a coincidence! I call today's look "Yes, I did just eat a handful of salted nuts while wearing black jeans"

I call today’s look, β€˜I can’t find my lint roller, but I’m fucking wearing these black pants anyway.’

Last Sunday afternoon, my wife and I decided to play a game of Risk.

Or as she describes it, showing me some clothes that she bought to β€œsee what I think”.

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