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No makeup and a little bit of stubble because I need a better morning routine, but we've got spring-like weather this week (it'll get cold this weekend), so I went with a spring-like top.
#trans #selfie

You ever have a dream with another person in it and, the next time you see them, you keep staring at them and telepathically asking if they want to talk about it, but theyโ€™re not responding because theyโ€™re clearly too embarrassed about the super weird stuff that happened in the dream?

@RepShontelBrown
While the GQP screams about censorship.
Maybe you could start the meetings with a big chart, showing them how the 1st amendment actually works? They seem confused.

Social media is a powerful tool with the potential to amplify both positive and harmful messages.

As a Member of Oversight Dems, I will utilize every opportunity to question social media executives about their plans to combat disinformation campaigns and hate online.

People who don't speak a word of German are far too confident in their ability to assassinate baby Hitler if given the opportunity to time travel.

Every so often, patience is rewarded. For 30 minutes I watched this tricolored heron fishing in a canal. He would be very still, tense up, then take wing & pounce on the fish. He then ventured down by a reflection of a yellow blossomed tree and I captured him in a โ€˜danceโ€™ above the water.

Find it here -- chrystyne-novack.pixels.com/fe

#AYearForArt #ArtMatters #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #Birds #Bird #GiftThemArt #FediArt #FediArt #BirdsOfMastodon #WildlifeWednesday #Nature
#Artbooster

Intro: I'm a software engineer (oracle, pl/sql, apex, js, forms), geek, like dogs, beer and metal. Left-leaning, liberal, anti-fash. Meet Luna. ๐Ÿ˜ #dogsofmastodon #introduction

The Washington Post now flags journalists' profiles as verified on Mastodon.

@dcchase
"If I said this on Twitter, Iโ€™d probably get suspended, assuming of course, anyone was paying attention to what I wrote."

I don't have the authority to do this, but just so you know you've been heard:

Iโ€™m kinda wishing Mastodon will eventually break the stranglehold Twitter seems to have on writers. Itโ€™s almost like people are too afraid to give up, and lose their followers. I have a fraction of followers here, but still get more #Engagement. Anyway, rant over. If I said this on Twitter, Iโ€™d probably get suspended, assuming of course, anyone was paying attention to what I wrote. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #twitter #writers #wip #migration #cats #catsofmastodon

@ogtrekker@universeodon.com
She's the sister of a guy who has a "this one time at summer camp" story involving the torture and killing of a dog. You can't expect anything better from her.
Or the rest of the GQP, these days.

Man: Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Fish: (pulls a gun)
Man:
Fish:
Man:
Fish:
Man: (nervously) Look, itโ€™s . . . itโ€™s a metaphor . . . I never meant to . . . overfishing . . . it wasnโ€™t supposed to happen . . . please . . . I have a family . . .
Fish: This ends NOW!

โ€œDonโ€™t play the wizard game from the lady who doesnโ€™t respect my humanity,โ€ and โ€œDonโ€™t buy chicken from the people that want to exterminate people like meโ€ seem like such a low bar for people who are supposedly allies to clear.

Yet here folks are.

@parsingphase
On my server there's a really convenient option to remind me when I forget to caption a picture.

The volume of people telling vision-impaired users "fuck off, your engagement doesn't count" by skipping image descriptions is starting to get depressing again.

A rare sighting of a North American Albino howling shitgibbon...

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