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You should change it up, occasionally. Clap once, loudly, and say "OK, great meeting!"

one of my many power moves is saying "thanks everyone" at the first pause in any meeting as a strong suggestion that we can all hang up now.

Poll: I travelled the world for work (decades ago): been there, did that, got the (actual) t-shirts.

I think that's why, nowadays, my perfect holiday is at home, reading a book. I don't like "going away" on holiday.

You? "For holidays I like..."

(Read ALL before voting + boosts appreciated πŸ™‚)

Naps are still frowned upon in the workplace right?

πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ We are with you.

We have been with you in this existential fight from the beginning.

Ukraine has become the centre of our continent.

The place where our values are upheld, where our freedom is defended, where the future of Europe is written.

Π‘Π»Π°Π²Π° Π£ΠΊΡ€Π°Ρ—Π½Ρ–.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: n.respublicae.eu/vonderleyen/s

Just when you thought you'd seen the sickest shit #Republicans had to offer, here comes #Alaska State Rep. David Eastman. He thinks it's good for society when children die of abuse, because dead children can't grow up to use government benefits.

apnews.com/article/politics-al

@Mrfunkedude
That's why I pulled out my thick, double-breasted wool coat to wear to work. And my insulated gloves.

RT @VermilViathan
something to be said about the fact the Onion seems to be the only major media publication being honest and critical about what JK Rowling believes through satire

The onion making fun of the iPhone 1 auction price:

β€œTo think that phone is so old that some of the people who assembled it are adults now.”

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In 2 months I made more progress through Mastodon in reaching people with my art than 9 years on Instagram and 1 year on TikTok. Wow. Y'all are awesome.

Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to becomes aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

Because I’m clearly incapable of not oversharing on the internet, I figured I’d post a photo of the rest of my apartment to prove that I legitimately live in a studio apartment and not a fancy mansion so please don’t come rob me because I don’t have anything worth stealing and besides I set up a bunch of booby traps Home Alone style.

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They got used to it, they began to let the children walk for a while with detailed instructions on how to act when the siren sounds, what mines are, where to run if rockets fly.
We are used to sirens and rockets. This is bad, because we stop hiding in shelters...
Children are playing in the street... rockets are flying. ..the resettled woman who came to our village fell on the road screaming in panic..she is scared, her house was bombed. ..the children scared, ran home in tears. 1/3πŸ‘‡

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Tomorrow will be February 24. My memories... It was scary to sleep. I set the alarm every hour to read that Kyiv is standing. It was scary to lose freedom, the feeling that if it is taken away you will not be able to breathe anymore.
The first days of spring... Children did not run around the street, parents were afraid to let their children out of the house. 1/2πŸ‘‡

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