ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Our Flying Spaghetti Monster in Heaven,

Help us resist the urge to engage with online trolls,

Who seek to stir up anger and division among us.

May we remember that our words have power,

And that responding to hate with hate only adds to the darkness.

Instead, may we be a beacon of light,

Shining love, kindness, and understanding in all our online interactions.

Give us the strength to turn away from negativity,

And to choose compassion and empathy instead.

Lead us not into temptation to argue and fight,

But deliver us from the trolls who seek to bring us down.

For thine is the power to heal and unite,

Now and forevermore.

Bless us and protect us with thy noodly appendage,

R'amen.

one of my many power moves is saying "thanks everyone" at the first pause in any meeting as a strong suggestion that we can all hang up now.

Poll: I travelled the world for work (decades ago): been there, did that, got the (actual) t-shirts.

I think that's why, nowadays, my perfect holiday is at home, reading a book. I don't like "going away" on holiday.

You? "For holidays I like..."

(Read ALL before voting + boosts appreciated 🙂)

Naps are still frowned upon in the workplace right?

assimilation #StarTrekPicard #StarTrek  #startrekfanart

#GunControl doesn't work...except in #Italy #Spain #Japan #Canada #Sweden #Iceland #England #Denmark #Germany #Australia and other "civilized countries" who don't let the #NRA reinterpret their #Constitutions

🇪🇺🇺🇦 We are with you.

We have been with you in this existential fight from the beginning.

Ukraine has become the centre of our continent.

The place where our values are upheld, where our freedom is defended, where the future of Europe is written.

Слава Україні.

🐦🔗: https://n.respublicae.eu/vonderleyen/status/1628770413462396928

Just when you thought you'd seen the sickest shit #Republicans had to offer, here comes #Alaska State Rep. David Eastman. He thinks it's good for society when children die of abuse, because dead children can't grow up to use government benefits.

https://apnews.com/article/politics-alaska-dc5a8b351ae05170fd90ab63d1322cab

Works every time.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

It's "California cold" today with a high of 53f.
😁

The onion making fun of the iPhone 1 auction price:

“To think that phone is so old that some of the people who assembled it are adults now.”

😆

In 2 months I made more progress through Mastodon in reaching people with my art than 9 years on Instagram and 1 year on TikTok. Wow. Y'all are awesome.

Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to becomes aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

Because I’m clearly incapable of not oversharing on the internet, I figured I’d post a photo of the rest of my apartment to prove that I legitimately live in a studio apartment and not a fancy mansion so please don’t come rob me because I don’t have anything worth stealing and besides I set up a bunch of booby traps Home Alone style.