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IfIStartedTypingEverythingLikeThisIWonderHowFastIWouldStartAnnoyingEveryone?

@lolgop
That was when I knew Elmo had jumped the shark. Probably in that "cyber truck".
He's clearly watched Mad Max too many times.

This thing literally only makes sense with Oscar the Grouch driving it

@dangillmor
Murdoch's daughter, running the UK version of Fox News, got lambasted several years ago because she hired a hacker to hack into actual journalists' phones. Huge scandal, quickly covered up.

Big Journalism is covering the Fox-Dominion case with some belated urgency -- but still pretending the Murdoch family's Fox "News" is a real journalism organization that went bad this one time.

I don't have the slightest doubt that the Dominion case is just one example of the core evil at the heart of this rogue operation.

washingtonpost.com/media/2023/

@vikingjonesy
Was it that ballistic plastic you need a machine shop full of tools to open? You know, the stuff they wrap $4.99 thumb drives in?

At a restaurant and I was just given a paper straw in a plastic wrapper.

Our Flying Spaghetti Monster in Heaven,

Help us resist the urge to engage with online trolls,

Who seek to stir up anger and division among us.

May we remember that our words have power,

And that responding to hate with hate only adds to the darkness.

Instead, may we be a beacon of light,

Shining love, kindness, and understanding in all our online interactions.

Give us the strength to turn away from negativity,

And to choose compassion and empathy instead.

Lead us not into temptation to argue and fight,

But deliver us from the trolls who seek to bring us down.

For thine is the power to heal and unite,

Now and forevermore.

Bless us and protect us with thy noodly appendage,

R'amen.

@stefan

You should change it up, occasionally. Clap once, loudly, and say "OK, great meeting!"

one of my many power moves is saying "thanks everyone" at the first pause in any meeting as a strong suggestion that we can all hang up now.

Poll: I travelled the world for work (decades ago): been there, did that, got the (actual) t-shirts.

I think that's why, nowadays, my perfect holiday is at home, reading a book. I don't like "going away" on holiday.

You? "For holidays I like..."

(Read ALL before voting + boosts appreciated πŸ™‚)

Naps are still frowned upon in the workplace right?

πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ We are with you.

We have been with you in this existential fight from the beginning.

Ukraine has become the centre of our continent.

The place where our values are upheld, where our freedom is defended, where the future of Europe is written.

Π‘Π»Π°Π²Π° Π£ΠΊΡ€Π°Ρ—Π½Ρ–.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: n.respublicae.eu/vonderleyen/s

Just when you thought you'd seen the sickest shit #Republicans had to offer, here comes #Alaska State Rep. David Eastman. He thinks it's good for society when children die of abuse, because dead children can't grow up to use government benefits.

apnews.com/article/politics-al

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