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The florists I called knew nothing about tile, hardwood or carpeting.

Our 44th US #President #BarackObama, born on August 4, 1961, in Honolulu, Hawaii, burst onto the national political scene in 2004 with a speech to the DNC national convention.

He's said that if he wasn’t a politician, he'd want to be an architect. Obama is married to #MichelleObama and have two daughters who live together in Calif. Malia, 24, works in television while Sasha, 21, attends USC.

#BlackHistoryMonth #BlackJoy
#BlackMastodon #BlackFriday

About ten years ago, a friend of mine got married at the Phoenix Zoo and it was actually pretty cool because the package included a couple of zookeepers bringing out some animals to pet.

At some point in the night, I noticed people starting to gather around a zookeeper who had set up a kiddie pool with a little armadillo waddling around in it.

As the zookeeper was talking, I sat down next to the kiddie pool and the armadillo came over and began climbing all over me and I was seriously living my best life with that little cuddler until I heard the zookeeper say:

β€œSo, uhhhhhh, as I was saying, armadillos have been known to carry leprosy, so if you intend to touch the armadillo, please only use the tips of your fingers and ensure you use hand sanitizer after.”

The good news is that I don’t have leprosy yet; however, if I do get it, it will have been worth it.

@Gustodon

I get it, but I post this one because of the backstory.
The guy in the swastika armband had been walking around Seattle all day, yelling at people, saying despicable thing, trying to provoke a response. Then he got one. 😎

@ScottSoCal Well, I did watch that GIF about thirty times...

I'm with you, but humans famously need to examine the relationship between justice and violence.

This weekend I plan to...

@LewieKong@retro.pizza

You don't have an option for me:

X Never had a Twitter account

Guess I should put up a flare for this more publicly - my current job just announced layoffs, so if you're looking for a mid or senior level software engineer in the US, ideally remote or at least east coast, hit me up

I can pick most code up quick, but if you're doing modern web work, that'd be huge - I've worked on Spring Boot, React, Vue, a little ASP.NET and ColdFusion, lots of Python scripting, etc etc.

Just looking to get my options here - I think I'll be fine but you can't be too sure

"The nazis want a day of hate."

"That's terrible. Let's kick their asses."

"We have to respond to hate with love."

"I love kicking nazi asses!"

"Let's start over..."

I appreciate you.
You’re always there when I need you,
You feed me, when I am hungry,
You’re so cool, like Clarence Worley, yet
You’re smoking hot when I turn you on,
Your gray exoskeleton smooth to the touch.
I am your biggest fan, and
You’re literally a fan with a metal basket,
Divine and holey.
You’re an air fryer.
I love you, air fryer.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the air fryer.

Aside from getting kids to chant words, It’s the *GOD* part, folks.

Christofascists on the march: example 8756:

β€˜Arizona House passes a bill that would force children to say the Pledge of Allegiance’ flip.it/E52.EJ

WORLD UNITED!!!

The world famous Sydney Opera House is lit up to show Australia's rock solid support for Ukraine in its struggle against Russian aggression. 24/2/23

SLAVA UKRAINI⚑
#Ukraine️ #Australia

White privilege is Marjorie Taylor Greene calling to end the USA and then getting invited on Fox News to sell the idea. Imagine if AOC or Ilhan Omar said the same thing?! My new article on how Greene's call to end USA conjures up reasons given by the traitors of the Confederacy: open.substack.com/pub/deanobei

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