ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

@StillIRise1963

This was always my goal, within minutes of getting married.

Just an FYI...😉👄

#IntroPost married. Mixed race blended family with 2 teens still at home. Mixed #EDS types so wheelchair or horse rider. Knit, read, mostly avoid reality TV. Interests include history, engineering and science. I have a large dog named Bear (Dog was too obvious), & a pony named Tonto because the previous owner didn't know the horse on TV was called Silver. Pretty random in everything. Feel free to say hi ☺️

I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.

Me: *walks into the party, delivers a delightfully witty one-liner*

Everyone: *laughs*

Me:

Everyone:

Me: *sweating* okay no that’s all I had

As the UK collapses in the consequential rubble of BREXIT lies...
As our NHS is destroyed by Tory underfunding, undermining and privatisation...
As years of Tory austerity rips thru the UK leaving millions hungry, cold & in poverty...
As corruption, cronyism and rampant profiteering go unchecked...
All Tories can do is attack the weak and most vulnerable...
"Small boats", asylum seekers and refugees are NOT the cause of the UK's problems.
NEVER TRUST A TORY
#refugeeswelcome
#refugees
#asylum

Hello, Mastodon! World's largest org. serving professional/scientific needs of #entomologists and people in related disciplines here. We're expanding our social media presence and excited to connect with the entomology community on Mastodon. Follow along for news and updates from the world of #entomology, links to new blog posts and resources from ESA, and info about ESA events, programs, and engagement opportunities. #insects #arthropods #science Learn more about ESA at https://entsoc.org/

Pro Tip: Preventing you from imposing your religious beliefs on others does NOT restrict your religious freedom.

This is the third air alarm today😡🚨

Can't argue with this.

#today
Für die Kaffee Küche Kaffee und Milch besorgen

I look like 5th grader 10 y/o Gem in the early 1990s.

Overalls have always been fun to wear & I couldn’t be happier.

😁🥰❤️

Gonna catch a lot of flak for saying this but if you are still using Twitter despite how obvious it is that the owner is a monster who is enabled and supported by your use of the platform, maybe having a time out from working links to think about what you're doing is a good thing

"I" before "E," except when your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

Accurate pie chart.