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@matthewbudman

Very common misunderstanding. He was talking about the tax break he'd get for burying someone at his golf course. This is the beautiful picture he was referring to:

@grammargirl

I usually go the other way - trying to wipe dust off my monitor that turns out to be errant punctuation. like an extra apostrophe.

I bought this bird house end of Fall last year, hoping to entice a Spring inhabitant. It was too close to my feeder. So 2 weeks ago, I moved it. Within 2 days, a resudent birb took up housekeeping! Can't wait to see who emerges!

Full Moon 20230307-2

I like this one better. The first one showed a little camera shake. What do you think?

#moon

@w7voa

I saw a notice that the syspxl.xyz server has been fediblocked by a few sites. Looks like it's deserved.

@gwaldby

And because Biden urged it, Florida and the rest of the red states will require surprise consumer fees on all purchases.

RT @markmobility
A Black California couple's home appraisal valued their home at $995,000. Disappointed, they "white-washed" their home and had a white friend pose as the owner. New appraisal: $1.48 million.

They just won their lawsuit against the first appraiser. theguardian.com/us-news/2023/m

Sometimes I like to stand in the kitchen and shout things like β€œaluminum foil is microwaveable, right?” just to watch my husband run.

Happy International Women's day!

I know you know amazing women, or are an amazing woman yourself!
Seeing a person's eyes light up because a gift makes them feel cared for, thought of, appreciated. That is true joy.
I'd be honoured to send you or a woman you love jewellery, a friend, mother, daughter, partner, or any other amazing important woman in your life. ❀️

Etsy shop: etsy.com/shop/GenderlessBySkal

#shophandmade #handmade #art #women #womensday #feminism #gift #artist #internationalwomensday

I just stumbled across this pic of Timba, our Malinois (she’s about 45% Malinois, 35% husky, & the rest Chow, Rottie, & pibble), the day we brought her home. She was about 9 mos old at the time. She could barely keep her eyes open, she was so exhausted. It was a big day! #dogs #DogsOfMastodon #malinois #GiantCuddleBeast

@JoParkerBear

It bounces the good chi back out of the house, and then your chakras get all misaligned, and you wind up stepping on a Lego from bad karma. It's horrible. Just don't do it.

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