ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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My #Fitbit recorded my 10,000th step today while I was carrying my chocolate, caramel, and pecan pie to the couch. Because staying active is an important part of health π
RT @frontlinekit
Our largest worry right now is that not enough buckets exist on this planet to feed the troops! Capacity is up 30%+ thanks to you lot so we need more beautiful buckets! β€οΈ πΊπ¦
Sorry I said "Shut your ever-yapping gob" when what I had meant to say was "Fine, how are you?"
The Mastodon community is so accepting, supportive, and generous. As a tooter with quite a few awesome people following me, one of the ways I try to add value to the community is to help others find their people. With this in mind, I tend to boost every introduction toot I see. I may also do this upon request.
#Follow liberally.
#Boost often.
#Love the Fediverse.
Hereβs me with an actual decent Australian politician.
People often suppress traumatic memories.
I can't think of a single thing that happened in 2021.
How could you say such a thing?
It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #Jokestodon #Shatner #WilliamShatner #CaptainKirk #StarTrekTOS #Acting #Theatre #Overacting #Drama
I'd boot her off based on her drinking on air.
An "Anguishedβ Leaked Email Allegedly Showed Fox Producer Begging The Network, "Fox Cannot Let Host Jeanine Pirro Back On The Air,β Due To Her Blatant Lies https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/NmWK7c5pDzam9h7YKcErygp41t9tiERU?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon
Esta seΓ±ora le hizo un museo a su hamster. Todo con obras de hamster.
Or when you're the only person in the neighborhood not invited to the Donner party.
Uh, I meant dinner party. Definitely dinner. Not Donner.
This is Monty, giving us his very regal Tongue Out Tuesday. π
He swears he's related to the Windsor Corgis (5th cousin 8 times removed, or some such thing)... we just roll our eyes and let him get on with it. π πΆ π
#RoyalToT #YesIllPickUpYourPoop #NoIWontCurtsy
#DogWalk #PetSitterLife #DogWalker #Dogs #Dog #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Pets #PetsOfMastodon #PetPhotography #Photography #TongueOutTuesday #MastoDogs #Animals
Sleestaks are the worst lizard people. No manners, none at all.
βThe question should never be, βAre they Lizard People?β The question should always be, βWhich tribe of the Lizard People do they belong to?ββ
It's Donkey Odie! We're saved!
@therobburgessshow some say arguing with people on the internet is like tilting with windmills to that I say π
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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