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Curious Dachshund Art....

I create art prints of the cutest dogs in the world and maybe you like what I do. Make someone happy with my art, greetings Berthold

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#mastodon #art #digital_art #dogs #dog #dachshund_art #photography #FollowFriday #pinting #dachshundsofmastodon #singer #follow #ai #curious

@Tengrain @Green_Footballs
"Joining us now are the people who gave us the monstrous GOP candidates the Dirty F'king Hippies told us were going to do terrible things to the country. The DFH's were absolutely right, but we can't have them on because that would mean the terrorists win."
@driftglass @bluegal
"Coming up next, former RNC chairman Michael Steele who is filling in for Chris Hayes all month."

It gets so old to turn on MSNBC and see Never-Trump Republicans giving their never-ending takes on what Democrats need to do, after these people spent most of their lives working ceaselessly (and profiting mightily) to create the exact political conditions that produced a monster like Donald Trump.

Okay, so, I just found out that I'm being laid off. My department is being completely dissolved.

I'm really sad, because I was doing full remote data entry, and I've never been happier with a job in my life. My mental health has never been better, either.

So, can anyone point me towards a fully-remote position that involves working with data, not phones? I swear, I'm super qualified and really good at this. I work hard, and I'm dependable.

@Popehat as the joke goes:
The English language is confusing, thereโ€™s one silent k in knight, two silent kโ€™s in Knick Knack, and three silent kโ€™s in Republican.

@Popehat free speech does not mean anyone is owed a microphone. Free speech does mean you can bring your own soapbox and that others have the right to respond with their own free speech

#rights #FreedomOfSpeech

@KevinLikesMaps

And all the Congress critters complaining know that, but it doesn't support their agenda, so they're silent on those points.

US funding to #Ukraine is monitored for fraud and diversion. Weapons are inventoried and tracked. Aid is audited and reports sent to legislators. There are no blank checks to Kyiv.
#war #russia
thehill.com/opinion/national-s

You know what I find super exhausting? People who are complete contrarians to popular media ALL THE TIME. Like thatโ€™s a red flag to me because it makes me think you forgot how to have fun. Or just enjoy something for what it is.

Expect to see many banking crisis jokes on here in the near future. Common examples include:

-Has the US tried turning the banking system off and on again?

-Maybe banks shouldn't have spent so much money on avocado toast.

-Why don't banks just pull themselves up by their bootstraps?

They will all be funny and you should boost all of them.

@nayele18maybe

You could just scatter Lego on the floor and let them find out for themselves the first night you have an adult sleep-over party.

When you start dating someone new, how long should you wait before telling them you have kids? One year? Two?

@eddie1perez

The whole idea behind the culture war is that society has to stop changing. But that's not how it works. Societies - healthy ones, anyway - are constantly changing, adapting, evolving. That's always been true.

Stop using the phrase โ€œculture wars.โ€

Their tactics are attacks on human rights.

You like my new slipper/shoes from Montane?

I haven't worn any type of shoe since 1999 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I had surgery to cut my tendons in each ankle in 97 that they used to do for boys with Duchenne. It was a complete waste of time and made my feet weak and painful, so I stopped wearing shoes for 24 years.

#Shoes #Disability #Disabled #Health #Healthcare #Duchenne #Sheffield #Mastodon

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