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Trump said he’s gonna be arrested on Tuesday. Hope he’s not lying this time.

@ocsweetest

You may kid, but I stopped at an ice cream shop that served ice cream in waffle bowls with shortbread spoons. All of it edible. And delicious.

@ScottSoCal you might have already seen it but just in case you haven't, check out my profile for something new - thanks for suggesting it. πŸ˜ƒ

Just finished a custom for a lovely person here. So happy with how it came out. I do have another elephant pendant so let me know if anyone would like a diffetent necklace with an elephant pendant πŸ₯°πŸ˜

Why global variables are bad. I realize this a repost of a repost, but I found it funny

#startrek #programmerhumor #programmerhumour

@JoeGrowling

A civil rights activist, later politician here said something I lately keep right at the front of my mind:

@JoeGrowling

I've heard reports of many people leaving or planning to leave Florida, and I know two of them fairly well. The migration is happening, but quietly.

Friend 1: My dog can run agility courses.

Friend 2: My dog is a retired police dog. So brave.

Friend 3: My dog is great at tracking.

Me: My bulldog was once scared by his own poop rolling downhill between his legs.

3/17: At 8PM Eastern, we live toot Star Trek episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag #AllStarTrek. If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream. Join our group @allstartrek for updates!

Don’t be fooled. That’s not Nog!

TOS: Errand of Mercy
TNG: The Next Phase
DS9: Valiant
VOY: Initiations
ENT: Desert Crossing

#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekENT #TOS #TNG #DS9 #VOY #ENT

If the only reason you behave yourself is because a 2000-year-old book threatened you with a fiery eternity if you didn’t…

Your parents didn’t raise you well.

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