ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

learning the phonetic alphabet is important

Happy #FirstContactDay, everyone. 🖖🏻

#StarTrek

Looking to name this full screened garden bad-boy. I've received about three dozen suggestions so far. I'll admit some of you think I'm way smarter and pop-culturally aware than I am so thank for belie ing the hype.

Keep sending name suggestions on what to christen this with and I'll whittle them down to a final 4 survey tonight.

🍅🥒🌶🍆

“Don't try to be a great tooter. Just be a tooter, and let history make its own judgments.”

- Zephram Cochrane (probably)

#StarTrek #StarTrekFirstContact

#introduction Hi Mastodon Social! I've just moved here after 3 months of Mastodon UK. In the past months the amazing people on Mastodon have shown great support to my music and my new Etsy shop, to which I couldn't be more grateful. I felt in the past week that I may have saturated Mastodon UK and couldn't keep reaching new souls with my music and handmade jewellery and so I'm here! Looking to connect with you 😊
Through this link you can check out music and the Etsy shop:
https://linktr.ee/skalymusic

Hey:) I'm looking for new customs to make and send to the doorstep of anyone who likes unique jewellery. Tell me about your favourite colours, styles, shapes, textures, gemstones and I'll make something stunning just for you or someone you love. ❤️
Adjustable and unisex, fem and masc options all available ✨️

#art #artist #handmade #shophandmade #smallbusiness

A subscription website where you can find thousands of fonts without serifs

OnlySans

"The only crime that I have committed is to fearlessly defend our nation from those who seek to destroy it."

So. Falsifying business records is defending our country? I thought joining any branch of the armed forces was defending the country. Something people like Commander Bone Spurs and his buddy, Private Poopy Pants cannot understand.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-post-arraignment-speech_n_642cd73ae4b00c951754f5cd

Anyone out there who predominantly uses a #screenreader and wouldn't mind having an informal chat about navigation patterns on websites? Working on some concepts that need sense checking/critique.

Do boost! DMs are open if interested :)

#a11y #InclusiveDesign #UserTesting #Sortof

[first day as a funeral makeup artist]

me: look, I’m still learning… those are happy little accidents

corpse: *has little trees all over its face*

funeral director: you’re fired

See what I mean?

I’m realizing that growing up as a wired magazine-reading cyberpunk believer— a kid who thought adbusters and the internet could save the world— and then watching as every technological miracle was turned not towards revolution or saving humanity but instead more pernicious and intractable methods of exploitation has made me uncomfortable with technological optimism. “assume all new technology will be used against you” —

#introduction time
Hello fellow humans! I’m here to document my journey in accepting myself, flaws and all. Let me know if you have any advice for self acceptance or just in general.

Let’s hope this idea doesn’t die out in less than a month

#Twitter so, now that the blue bird has been sidelined in favor of some bitcoin image of a dog, shouldn’t the name of the app be adapted accordingly? Barker? Dodger? Howler? Scam?