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Texas just passed a law forbidding men from wearing makeup in public, dancing suggestively, public display of sexualized acts...

Ahem.....

Orange makeup.
Performing in public.
Lewd hand gestures mimicking sex acts on another male.

ARREST THIS MAN!

@bkm

Utah has had a law for a while now that makes it illegal to have a boner in public. Even when fully clothed.

I have zero sympathy for any woman who aided & abetted the Christo fascist Republican patriarchy agenda.

What these traitorous women have done hurts ALL us women from every generation, kids, teens, young adults, middle age & senior ladies, incl the self loathing women themselves.

Freundlicher und ethischer als alle #Weltraumkommando Sturmtruppen ist unser #Federation hier ;)

frische Sticker ab morgen @ #EH20

What kind of idiot issues a subpoena when he ignored his own?
For the brainless media, this is called irony.

"Staring Down a Debt Crisis"???? McCarthy CREATED the debt crisis. This vile stench of an article normalizes the notion of "negotiations" when it's a GOP-created hostage crisis. @jonathanvswan and @anniekarni, you're hurting America. nytimes.com/2023/04/06/us/poli

@mcnado

Unfortunately, the requirement for impeachment of a justice is still 2/3, and the Repubs have shown they have no ethics or shame. Thomas is there till he dies or the Dems get a 2/3 majority (more, with people like Manchin/Sinema)

With the support of the United States, Poland opened a logistics hub for the storage and repair of American equipment and weapons, the Ministry of Defense of Poland.

Several thousand pieces of equipment will be stored there – tanks, escort vehicles, BMP, and artillery.
#Ukraine️ #Russia #Russian #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war #news #Moscow #USA #UK #Germany #Poland #France #Turkey #Finland

RINGS
AROUND
URANUS!
Uranus is unique: It rotates on its side, at a ~90-degree angle. This causes extreme seasons as the poles experience 42 years of constant sunlight followed by 42 years of darkness. Has it ever looked better than @NASAWebb's view? go.nasa.gov/3nTo3oO
#NASAExoplanets

I'M GETTING A NEW KNEE!!!!
😊😊😊
Doctor basically said that although I'm at a higher risk for infection, statistically since I don't smoke cigarettes or have a history with heart or diabetes, I was "on the low end" of the high risk for infection.

So I'm getting my left knee replaced!

Physical therapy will be harder, but if I keep working at losing the weight, it will definitely help.

So yay!!! I'm going to get at least half of my mobility back!

@mmeadway

Are you insinuating that these aren't hyperspace compressions springs from a crashed UFO flown by the lizard people? I'll have you know I got a genuine certificate of authenticity.

Maybe I should re-think my aversion to selling useless junk to conspiracy theorists under an alias.

Seems like a heck of a business model. I can always reassure myself that at least I'm not selling them memberships to a crypto MLM.

Having a conscience really sucks sometimes.

@DaywalkingRedhead@toot.cat

The point you made probably wasn't the point you intended to make. You're not interested in a discussion, you want to beat someone over the head with your high dudgeon until they concede. Not interested.
But, hey, if you ever do want to have a discussion, let me know. More perspective is always good, in my world.

@DaywalkingRedhead@toot.cat @brienneofsnark

Wow. So many invalid assumptions about me, and spoken with such authority.
Congrats on that unearned self-confidence.

#Tesla employees, for years, privately shared sometimes highly invasive videos and images recorded by customers’ car cameras, reports Reuters. reuters.com/technology/tesla-w

Justice Thomas is corrupt. He should resign, but he won’t because he is also without shame. He also knows his GOP pals, bought by big donors like his own billionaire buddy, won’t ever hold him to account.

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