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A better picture of my roommate Sherbert. She laid a second egg today.

I got a new phone. One of the features is a camera that can zoom in and take high resolution photos only 3cm away from the subject. This has made it much easier to see how filthy my keyboard is.

@ScottSoCal @bkm I love that movie, I swear, Auntie Mame is my spirit animal! This is probably one of my favorite lines.

β€œPatrick won't allow you to settle him down in some dry-veined, restricted community, make him an Aryan from Darien and marry him off to a girl with braces on her brains.”

@bkm

I learned everything useful in my life watching Rosalind Russell in Auntie Mame. Including how to pronounce Darien.
"Books are awfully decorative, don't you think?"

Interesting factoid....

Some of the real Cannonball Runs in the 70s ORIGINATED from Darien, CT.

If you know, you know.

If you don't, try pronouncing Dah-Rienne with your teeth closed while having afternoon tea. It'll give you an idea

I just watched Smokey and the Bandit.

People were easily entertained in the 70s.

#SimplerTimes

Texas just passed a law forbidding men from wearing makeup in public, dancing suggestively, public display of sexualized acts...

Ahem.....

Orange makeup.
Performing in public.
Lewd hand gestures mimicking sex acts on another male.

ARREST THIS MAN!

@bkm

Utah has had a law for a while now that makes it illegal to have a boner in public. Even when fully clothed.

I have zero sympathy for any woman who aided & abetted the Christo fascist Republican patriarchy agenda.

What these traitorous women have done hurts ALL us women from every generation, kids, teens, young adults, middle age & senior ladies, incl the self loathing women themselves.

Freundlicher und ethischer als alle #Weltraumkommando Sturmtruppen ist unser #Federation hier ;)

frische Sticker ab morgen @ #EH20

What kind of idiot issues a subpoena when he ignored his own?
For the brainless media, this is called irony.

"Staring Down a Debt Crisis"???? McCarthy CREATED the debt crisis. This vile stench of an article normalizes the notion of "negotiations" when it's a GOP-created hostage crisis. @jonathanvswan and @anniekarni, you're hurting America. nytimes.com/2023/04/06/us/poli

@mcnado

Unfortunately, the requirement for impeachment of a justice is still 2/3, and the Repubs have shown they have no ethics or shame. Thomas is there till he dies or the Dems get a 2/3 majority (more, with people like Manchin/Sinema)

With the support of the United States, Poland opened a logistics hub for the storage and repair of American equipment and weapons, the Ministry of Defense of Poland.

Several thousand pieces of equipment will be stored there – tanks, escort vehicles, BMP, and artillery.
#Ukraine️ #Russia #Russian #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war #news #Moscow #USA #UK #Germany #Poland #France #Turkey #Finland

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