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A still life with a surreal twist. A little nod to Dali's surrealistic work with two pears arranged in a yin & yang pattern. Pairing the two pears alongside the upside down tea mug you then have the recipe for a surreal treat to hang on your wall!

Peared With Tea - chrystyne-novack.pixels.com/fe

#AYearForArt #Photography #FediGiftShop #BuyIntoArt #fotografie #Stilllife #Surrealism #Food

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@RickiTarr
This only works for me if I choose who participates. I have many coworkers that I'd like to put MORE clothes on.

Sou como a palavra, a minha grandeza Γ© onde nunca toquei...

Mia Couto

#Poesia-me

My governor, Gavin Newsom:

I sleep soundly at night with my #NRA β€œF” rating, thanks.

Aaron Rupar:

Wayne LaPierre says at the NRA event that "gun hating politicians should never go to bed unafraid of what this association and all of our millions of members can do to their political careers" 😳

Since a few people have mentioned it, we're working on getting the official verified βœ”οΈ .

Wikipedia runs on all open source software, you can even see the review process for adding the rel="me" link: <w.wiki/6anV>. We try to avoid deploying on Fridays and the weekend, so it should be live early next week.

So in the spirit of #FollowFriday, check out:

@wikimedia_sal - feed of Wikipedia deployments

@mediawiki - underlying wiki software used by Wikipedia and thousands of other sites

Boring Self-Promotion Stuff 

Currently looking for work. If anyone has any need of people to help with web design, programming, or graphic design please keep me in mind.

As far as art, I have done everything.
-Raster and Vector images
-low poly and high poly modelling
-production art as well as webstuff

As far as programming I am mostly leaning web but have done serverside stuff as well as clientside
-PHP (code igniter, wordpress)
-JS
-A bit of VB, C++, C#
-other stuff like Processing

@JudyOlo @JaneETowle

Marge is doing exactly what her constituents sent her to do. They're the MAGA-est of MAGAts.

@biscuit_tornado

They've been afraid of guns since they decided to ignore the "well regulated militia" part of the 2nd amendment.

a bunch of the worst people in the country are going to be in one building celebrating guns this week and no guns are allowed which makes me wonder what they're so worried about if they think guns should be everywhere else

Thought you all should know there's now an official #Metallica logo generator and we have taken it to its logical conclusion.

I just heard someone suggest that Kavanaugh might be a "moderating force" and... have they been living in an alternate universe? Lmao. Don't hold your breath.

It’s not the pot.
It’s not the porn.
It’s not the doors.
It’s not the books.
It’s not the trans kids.
It’s not the video games.
And it sure as shit ain’t the drag queens.

It’s the motherfucking guns.

@Danaintq

Whatever it is that Rand keeps on his head to cover his bald spot could crawl off and attack them.

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