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Today my hospital has ended masking requirements. Next week I'm scheduled for an educational program mandatory for all doctors on staff entitled "Foundations of Safety Training." Something looks wrong here.

What! Another hummingbird pic?

I actually wanted to post a picture I took today of two hummingbirds. But then I snapped this one that really shows of the iridescent feathers. I'm not sure about the sex, the dark area on could be markings or a young male or it could be just shadow. I'm going with young male, feel free to correct if you know better.

#photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #birds #birdsofmastodon #birdwatching #RubyThroatedHummingbird

#introduction

Living car-free in a beautiful small city in the American Midwest.

Have visited 40+ countries, and have lived in four, but tend to stay closer to home these days. Still interested in learning about other places.

Also love: music; architecture; the outdoors; baked goods; coffee/tea/hot chocolate; your adorable pets and other animals; woodblock prints and other art; and this planet that we all need to take better care of.

she/her

Someone in my dentist's office has bathed in perfume. It reeks in here. Attack of the designer imposters.

@hannu_ikonen I can only imagine.

I'm in an incredibly privileged position- I'm LGBTQ, but cis and gay (which isn't always obvious for homophobes), in a blue state, and I don't have to deal with things getting worse that much yet (my family is...well, at least they pretend to listen sometimes). And I'm a ball of nerves a lot of the time, trying to do what I can to help, and mitigate fallout. For those less fortunate...

#Potatoes
Who is a potatoโ€™s favorite author?
Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

why is the creative calendar always: nothing nothing nothing i'll never work again probably nothing EVERY PROJECT YOU'RE WORKING ON HAS REVISIONS DUE AT THE SAME TIME nothing nothing

I'm at 9 months without a job.
Built the DFIR program at 1password, we got to a 6.8 billion USD valuation during my time there.

Built security at Moogsoft from scratch.

You name it, I've done it.

I'm on the market either for permanent hire or to consult.

.@ZelenskyyUa We are one big family. Ukrainians. We have one big home. Ukraine. We have one big goal. Victory. For all. ๐Ÿ“ท 36th Marines Brigade

twitter.com/DefenceU/status/16

Reposted from Twitter by @nafobot

#ukraine

Here, have some motivational rocks.

Also, a woman jogged past me huffing and puffing. I smiled at her and she laughed apologetically and I said "well done!" and she beamed and said "ah thanks, you too!" and it was nice

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Quote from article: Once the Nazis took power they banned books, outlawed drag shows and homosexuality, changed school curricula to remove mention of their atrocities in WWI, and rewrote election laws so theyโ€™d never again lose an election.

My thoughts: A whole bunch of people, myself included, started pointing out parallels between the Trump-era GOP and the Nazis well before he was elected. We were accused of employing hyperbole, and told to "give him a chance."

Well, just call me Cassandra ... because here we are.

Just. Like. I. Said. We. Would. Be.

open.substack.com/pub/thomhart

WE DID IT! Hundreds of people chanted and marched and took over the downtown St. Louis streets for trans rights.

THIS IS WHAT COMMUNITY LOOKS LIKE!

#trans #transgender #protest #TransRights #TransRightsNow #anarchy #socialism

#Math #joke #Monday

I was a physics major. I also think, "Heisenberg may have slept here" is hilarious. But thats me.

@brendannyhan

Boy oh boy do I get a lot of use out of this quote.

โ€œConservatism consists of exactly one proposition. There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind . . .
...alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.โ€

~Frank Wilhoit

The milk has gone bad. It took $5 out of mom's purse while she wasn't looking the other day. Stole half a pack of cigarettes and a couple fingers of whiskey. It knows I see it but won't say anything, smiles at me in a conspiratorial kind of way. It's only milk after all. Some of the housepets have gone missing in the neighbourhood now. When questioned, the milk just grins. The milk stands over my bed at night, staring. I pretend to be asleep but I know it knows I am awake. I'm afraid of the milk. It's expiry date was only a short while ago and this has all escalated very quickly.

@xor

So would you accept:
"I've got half a chubby just thinking about the announcement of..."?

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