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#newHere yes I am new here. I have fled the musky hell scape. Just getting my bearings but so far the general communal vibes are warm and welcoming. I’m looking forward to getting more oriented to get the most out of this prehistoric elephant.

I had been waiting, waiting, waiting for the pussy willows to bloom because I knew they’d be the first attractant for the pollinators.

I was not disappointed yesterday morning. This morning, however, an inch of new snow and oh so cold temperatures until the weekend. Hold on pollinator friends!
#FliesArePollinators #Entomology #Spring

I'm vastly less concerned about artificial intelligence than I am about human stupidity.

@GossiTheDog

And no matter what you say, or how many trainings you provide, someone in the office is going to click on the link to claim their $1,000 Target gift card.

#Chinese #smartphone brands gain market share in russia with #Xiaomi gaining top spot displacing #Samsung

Xiaomi and #Realme take the top two spots in the Russian market as sales of Chinese phones rise 42 per cent by volume

Samsung and #apple ranked first and third respectively last year, slipped to the third and fourth positions in the first quarter

Read more hereπŸ”— scmp.com/tech/big-tech/article

#Ukraine πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraine #RussiaIsATerroristState

@AP

Less safe. The way a pit of burning gasoline is less safe than a pit of burning wood?

@lakotaman1@bird.makeup

A thing that frustrates me is that I had to become an adult before learning that natives of the northern American continent were at least as socially advanced, and possibly more advanced, than the European invaders.

@ljrissler

We have scientists, politicians, people who talk about politicians, art, artists, scientists who study nature, people who enjoy nature, and artists who take pictures of or draw nature.

We're intersectional that way.

#Introduction
I was born in Chile and now living in Argentina.
I build my own PCs, deploy with Docker and work under NDA.
I'm part-time Developer and full-time System Administrator.
Love automation and decentralized technology.
My opinions are my own and I will keep them in this instance.
Sometimes is hard for me to understand other people, be patient with me.
I follow interesting people and totally ok if they don't follow back. I use this as a research tool and love to respond random toots.

@Lizerreal

The bleach to clean up the blood stain should be a 1:10 mixture. And if you have a black light handy, check for skipped spots, after.

if i'm "mama" and you "just killed a man" i'm sorry but i'm not letting you finish your song we've got a body to hide, son

@SrRochardBunson

I came out of the womb with horn rim glasses and a pocket protector. There was no hiding it.

Determination.

I thought that this neotropic cormorant was trying to take off and fly away. But the cormorant just expended a tremendous amount of energy to move about 50 feet then settled down again. Maybe it was just getting some exercise.

I took this photo at the Sabine National Wildlife Refuge in Louisiana.

"Neotropic Cormorant’s calls are sometimes likened to piglike grunts. In Mexico and other Spanish-speaking countries, local names that allude to this call include β€œpig duck” (pato cerdo, pato puerco), β€œdirty duck” (pato chancho), and β€œoinking duck (pato gruΓ±Γ³n)!" - allaboutbirds.org

#photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #birds #birdsofmastodon #birdwatching #NeotropicCormorant

@moragperkins

You're just trying to hide the evidence of [ghost/alien/demon/your choice of not-real phenomena] that you caught on camera.
I'm onto you.

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