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Did a mental healt walk just after lunch. Clear my head and fill it with nature.

Well, my head got filled with nature allright. There a lot of pollen out there, and I think I caught them all!

Luckily the anti histamines I use help a lot.

#MentalHealth #Nature #Pollen #Allergies

ART🌻 HANG IT, WEAR IT, SIT ON IT, GIFT IT, COLLECT IT

Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky
- Oasis

"SUPERNOVA 2"

See ❀️ Art Here : lynnie-lang.pixels.com/feature

#MastoArt #mastodon #art #artistsonmastodon #artist #abstract #abstractart #BuyIntoArt #AYearForArt #ArtMatters #ArtBooster #painting #fediart #prints #garden #flowers #spring

Someone just asked me if I'm a bot. I said no but that's what a bot would say. OMG how do I prove I'm not a bot? #ExistentialCrisis

Alt text: it's supposed to clue people in.

Imagine reading out your alt text to a friend.

Would they then be able to join in the conversation, on equal terms with someone who'd seen the original picture? Or did you leave out a crucial bit?

It isn't only for blind people. It might just be that someone's server is running slow that day and the pic hasn't arrived. But same principle either way: loop people in, if they happen to not be able to see the pic just then.

#access

@FantasticalEconomics @MHowell @voron

I'd agree with you if it was a rule, but it's just a custom - a show of respect and comity. Showing a Republican respect, at this point, is an open invitation to get kicked in the 'nads.

Icarus would go to a sex shop and ignore the staff's recommendation to start with a smaller buttplug.

Me: I made a model of Mount Everest!

Them: Is it to scale?

Me: No, it’s to look at.

In a conversation on reddit today someone asked if other languages have phrases like "rightie tightie, leftie loosie" to remember which way to turn screws/lids/etc. And one person answers that in Spanish, the phrase is:

"La derecha oprime, la izquierda libera."

or:

"The right oppresses, the left liberates."

(Now I kind of want to put this on a t shirt)

@GeriAQuin

But not until after they attend the autopsies of the victims. Especially the children.

Hey humans, sorry I wasn't responsive lately, been having the worst tonsillitis for the past week, high fever and bed ridden. Miss being active here and hearing from ya'll. I'm actually really impressed with nature rn. Like this is so awful, this bacteria seems to be penicillin resistant, but I'm also impressed. Been on antibiotics for 5 days and it's only getting worse. I want some of that bad bitch energy the bacteria has to kick her out of my system.

β€œI wouldn’t go anywhere near her right now. She’s rage cleaning.”

I still remember that one time when I cried because I dropped my bagel cream cheese side down ten minutes ago.

I was booted from Fight Club for suggesting we crochet instead

Normally I only post pictures that I took myself, but today I'll make an exception with a picture a friend made. As I had to stay in the valley due to a back injury, I was not able to accompany my friends to the summit of this epic mountain: Store Trolltind (1'788m / 5'886ft).

Although the mountain is not spectacular in elevation (even for Norway it is not especially high), it does have the highest vertical cliff of the whole of Europe! From the summit it drops almost completely to the valleyfloor (1'700m / 5'600ft drop).

My back hurt, but my heart even more.

#MountainMonday #MountainsMonday #Hiking #WeeklyHikingPicture #Trolltind

@KFClinton @dibi58 @ScottSoCal @TonyStark via @GottaLaff A reminder that last term, Justice Thomas authored the opinion that says *when your state-appointed lawyer* fails to introduce evidence of your innocence in state court, that's *your fault* - and it's illegal for a federal court to consider the evidence

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