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@TexasObserver @oconnell

Sorry, guys (and this was definitely a guy thinking up this one) biology isn't always that clearly defined.

”Employees are expected to comply with this dress code in a manner consistent with their biological #gender.”—#Texas Department of #Agriculture memorandum

Ag Dept employees received an unwelcome surprise in a new dress code issued last week that seems aimed at oppressing #transgender and #nonbinary workers, reports Digital Editor Kit @oconnell based on a document leaked to us:
texasobserver.org/sid-miller-d

#transphobia #LGBTQIA+ #news #politics #USpol #trans #HumanRights #GregAbbott #Republicans

BREAKING: Satan has been FIRED from his job at Evil News. Everyone have a great day.

I'm completely freaking out a co-worker by using chopsticks left-handed. Apparently that's a sign of something evil in her culture. Sorry, can't use them right-handed.

Agree.
I told many of my patients that some families need to be escaped from.

Teddi is Queen of the Three-Quarter Sploot. No doggo does it better. So there. #dogs #sploot #DogsOfMastodon

And for anyone pointing to the drop in Fox stock as evidence that firing Carlson is a big deal, may I remind you that that stock market is a giant plutocrat mood ring. It doesn't reflect reality, at all, it just tells you how rich people feel about the world at any given moment.

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moscow has come under blistering attack at the #UN over its unprovoked invasion of #Ukraine

As lavrov, who assumed the rotating presidency of the 15-member Security Council, led a meeting on "effective unilateralism," the UN chief, along with the U.S., U.K., French, and Japanese ambassadors, subjected him to harsh condemnation over his country's aggression against Ukraine, accusing moscow of atrocities and of "trampling" the UN Charter.

Read more hereπŸ”— rferl.org/a/32377482.html

#SlavaUkraine

Remember. The first draft of your writing will be raw. It’ll be unsubtle, cumbersomely worded, and full of cliched writing and random mistakes. But that’s fine. We do not give up on cooking a meal just because the ingredients are raw when we start.

@ScottSoCal I hired a professional reader once who didn't tell me they were a silent reader who only mouthed the words.

@APBBlue

"I hope when he's walking out of the building with his stuff in a box, he trips and spills his shit all over the sidewalk. In a puddle."

of urine, that a homeless person put there deliberately, because they knew Tucker would be walking there.

@tickytacky

Don't hire me. I'm one of those people who isn't sure how some words are pronounced, because I've only ever read them.

I'm looking to hire a spokesperson who can say words I have trouble pronouncing like anathema or February.

With Tucker out at Fox I can now think back fondly to the segments he did about me and my team when I was running Snopes and the years of death threats that followed. Hope he's having a really shitty day

Posted this before but it had a cat hair on it!!!! Now the sun is gone and I can't get a good picture so here's a bad picture of some art. :blobfoxpleading: :bunhdgoogly:

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#MastoArt #Ink #CreativeToots #TraditionalArt #CreativeToots

@mentallyalex @TonyStark @KyloKenXA @Sharonbw @Porpentina2017
It is entirely false to assert that Democrats oppose everything the Republicans have tried to do while they had control over our government.

Democrats have tried to compromise on bills and voted for bills that they would have rather not have in order to get some policies implemented that they do support.

The corporate campaign to increase voter apathy by convincing them that both sides are bad is the one we need to defeat the most.

@Elenyafinwe@queer.group

All the houses in my neighborhood have spanish tile roofs, and many have solar panels. The gap between the tiles and the panels is a preferred spot for pigeons to nest. A couple of days ago I watched through my bathroom window as a crow walked the line below the panels, searching for any pigeon nests he could steal an egg or hatchling from.
Nature, red in tooth and claw. Also beak, apparently.

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