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I’m pretty sure my husband is going to divorce me if I keep referring to my jean jacket as my jean JackΓ©e.

@Bette @Barbramon1 @Threadbane @LetsRoc @DemocracySpot@mstdn.social @1finekitty

Looking closely at the photo of a turd in a carriage, the shadow on his shirt and lapel don't match anything that could be coming from the carriage. My guess is that the photo is fake. But I won't bet my next paycheck on it.

@Bette @Barbramon1 @Threadbane @LetsRoc @DemocracySpot@mstdn.social @1finekitty

I don't know if it's real or not.
"Okay, so President Trump probably won’t be taking the Tube during his upcoming visit to London, but he won’t be riding in a gold-plated carriage fit for royalty, either."

washingtonpost.com/news/reliab

@ScottSoCal @Threadbane @LetsRoc @DemocracySpot @1finekitty
A lot of 2017 news articles re his ludicrous demand. No evidence that the Queen capitulated. Good on her!
Remember when he wanted to have a Russian style military parade through the streets of DC? Good times.πŸ™„

@Barbramon1 @Threadbane @LetsRoc @DemocracySpot@mstdn.social @1finekitty

I remember him being in a snit because he didn't get to ride in it. I haven't looked anything up.

@Threadbane @LetsRoc @DemocracySpot @1finekitty
Did trump actually ride in the golden carriage? I remember that in 2017 he was said to be demanding a procession with a golden carriage ride. It was very controversial and all over the news at the time. I can't find any evidence that the Queen gave in to his inappropriate demand?

Just in case anyone's unclear as to my position on this anachronistic bullsh:t pageantry.

#AbolishTheMonarchy

#uk #ukpolitics #constitution #monarchy

DON'T FLY RUSSIAN AIR!

A Russian Mi-28 helicopter crashed in the Dzhankoy region of the temporarily occupied Crimea. Both pilots died, - Russian Defense Ministry

The preliminary cause of the crash is a technical failure.
#Ukraine️ #Russia #Russian #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war #news #Moscow #USA #UK #Germany #Poland

I've hit a new low. 12 asked me for tonkatsu ramen. No time for that... I just fed this kid cup of noodles with dinosaur nuggies on top. Smh.

@Afterpants @MandyMay @victoriadecapua@mastodon.social @terminalimpala@me.dm @actuallyautistic

Something else that would work is ending it with "for me".
Monogamy is the natural state, for me. It may or may not be for anyone else.

Being a horrible boss is great for building employee comradery in their shared loathing.

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