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this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew

The pride flag doesn't have straight lines, they're gay bars

20 years ago at Clarion West, my submission story was one of the first we critiqued. Our instructor Nancy Kress advised that I not use the pen name I was currently going by (Finley Larkin - a combo of family names).

She said something like: Don't use a name you wouldn't want etched into a Nebula Award.

At the time thought: If I win a Nebula, I won't care what name they put on it because I'll be a Nebula winner!

Well. Here we are today and there's a Nebula with my name on it! 😍

@ScottSoCal @StillIRise1963 Everybody needs to stay out of Florida until that Devil sitting in the Gov's chair is in jail.

Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist's bills.

i hope my date doesn't think i'm weird

this monocle should do the trick

@rebrafsim

They used to use ducks instead of squirrels, and that's where the saying comes from:
"Getting your ducks in a row."

wish there was a phrase for when you’re saving up a bunch of squirrels in case you need them later

Am I the only one who thinks earbuds were invented to make me feel self-conscious about the shape of my ear canals? I've never found one that really fits me.

*me trying to build a fence*
*my dog trying to help*
Me: Ok then, hold up this board.
*my dog standing there looking serious*
Me: The board. Hold it up.
*my wife staring at me with concern*
Wife: You’re a nerd.
Me: Well, you taught him to sit pretty. I’m trying to teach him a marketable skill…

DIY Youtube be like: "First I designed it in CAD. I wanted to make it out of titanium, and fortunately I had a scrap piece the size of a Buick lying around...

@TheAutisticTooter@autistics.life @actuallyautistic

Sometimes, not always. If it's someone I know well, and am close to, it's more likely.

I once saw a pack of #wolves
running single file along the forest line. I whipped out my phone to take a video. They all seemed oblivious to our presence in the distance except for the last wolf, who stopped and stared for a moment, then carried on. What a moment!

Art is here - peggy-collins.pixels.com/featu

#wolf #animals #art #artist #wildlife #animals #AYearForArt #MastodonArt #FediGiftShop #MastoArt #FediArt #BuyIntoArt #peggycollins

There is no migrant crisis.
There is no border crisis.
There is no abortion crisis.
There is no trans crisis.
There is no CRT crisis.
There is no religious crisis.

The ONLY crisis in the US is the violent GOP fascists trying to seize power.

@KevinLikesMaps

Sure, I support negotiations, after the non-negotiables are handled:
Point 1: Russians fuck off back to Russia.
Point 2: Russia pays for the damage they've caused.
Point 3: Russia pays reparations for the deaths and injuries

After that, it's all open.

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