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@TheAutisticTooter @actuallyautistic
I can say that, in my case, the answer is "sometimes".
Occasionally I'll get what I call a "flush rush" that moves from my head down to my gut, stops there, swirls around, then turns into a knot. Then it dissipates a few seconds later.
I know - I'm not normal.

@rchusid

You should also start each appointment 5 minutes late, and tell each of them "Sorry I'm late, I was dealing with a death certificate for an unvaccinated patient."

Most days I have from zero to two unvaccinated patients. Today I have four scheduled. They are all telehealth but I'm still half tempted to put on a mask, wash my hands, and perhaps clean my nose with Nozin and gargle with a CPC containing mouthwash. :)

This older comic is going around. Animals with misleading names! A gentle attempt to poke fun at English common names.

After school shooting, Tennessee governor signs bill to shield gun firms further against lawsuits apnews.com/article/3534e0242e1 Tennessee: yet another GOP GQP Banana RepubliKKKan shithole state that’s a wholly-owned subsidiary of the #NRA.

this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew

The pride flag doesn't have straight lines, they're gay bars

20 years ago at Clarion West, my submission story was one of the first we critiqued. Our instructor Nancy Kress advised that I not use the pen name I was currently going by (Finley Larkin - a combo of family names).

She said something like: Don't use a name you wouldn't want etched into a Nebula Award.

At the time thought: If I win a Nebula, I won't care what name they put on it because I'll be a Nebula winner!

Well. Here we are today and there's a Nebula with my name on it! 😍

@ScottSoCal @StillIRise1963 Everybody needs to stay out of Florida until that Devil sitting in the Gov's chair is in jail.

Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist's bills.

i hope my date doesn't think i'm weird

this monocle should do the trick

@rebrafsim

They used to use ducks instead of squirrels, and that's where the saying comes from:
"Getting your ducks in a row."

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