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I did a server administration training for a military base in Jacksonville. The guy I was training said he got picked because he was the only one who knew how to turn the computer on.

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I was in IT, at a software company, when it first came out. I had to send out a notice that company machines were not to be used to mine cryptocurrency.

"Hamburger Mary Sues Florida Governor over State Senate Bill 1438 - Protection of Children

"After much consideration, the owners of Hamburger Mary Orlando have decided to file a lawsuit against our Governor for signing Senate Bill 1438 - Protection of Children.

"This bill has nothing to do with children and everything to do with the continued oppression of the LGBTQ+ community."

Here's the Go Fund Me for the legal defense fund. gofundme.com/f/legal-defense-f

[at the gym]

Me: WOOOO, this power smoothie ain’t working or this machine is set too heavy

Trainer: this *points to the gym mat* is a barroom floor, that *points to smoothie* is your third frozen margarita, and that *points to bench press machine* is Sal, the bouncer

Charter schools made big gains in legislative session - Hoosiers? Reed Hastings and the Walton family spend to sow distrust in Indiana's public schools, thinking it will boost β€œeducation freedom” and their larger libertarian agenda. inschoolmatters.wordpress.com/ #privatization

@jwcph @Npars01 @MugsysRapSheet @SrRochardBunson

And they're mostly US-style Libertarians, with rugged self-sufficiency. They'll build their own yachts, cars, personal jets, and holiday resorts!

@Npars01 @MugsysRapSheet @SrRochardBunson Because they think they'll have air conditioning after the apocalypse.

No, really.

Their brains are so fried by money, they think they will remain rich even if civilization collapses. If they ever understood that civilization is what makes them rich, that understanding is long gone. They believe they'll still own stuff when the fallout settles.

It's like thinking gravity doesn't apply to you because you have a private plane.

The fact that so many on the right are more afraid of books than they are of guns is proof positive that the pen really is mightier than the sword.

..so ok, this rented U-Haul crashes into the White House security fence not once, but twice.. they actually backed up and tried again, and reports say it "may have" been intentional πŸ€”
A Nazi flag was found inside. I almost think this was done just for exposure because in all honesty, what was their endgame strategy here. No weapons or anything. Maybe they wanted to test it's strength.. a scouting mission of sorts.
reuters.com/world/us/box-truck

After a long weekend I've gotta save all my hatred for a Tuesday for a change. Fucker has been getting off easy for too damn long anyway

begging people who refuse to vote to stop thinking of voting as supporting a terrible system and start thinking of it as a method of harm reduction.

DeSantis’ presidential campaign may be short-lived as popularity nosedives: columnist - Raw Story - Celebrating 19 Years of Independent Journalism rawstory.com/desantis-26604953

β€œPut pebbles in your birdbath so that bees and other insects can drink”, I was told. Today I got visual confirmation of this.

This kept me busy for a moment. Fascinating #illusion, source unknown.

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