ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Yesterday I made a wee loop of some figures dancing by a river, & only realised after posting that I'd made a #RiverDance and should have, you know, done the *proper* dance.

So I decided to give it a go.

It did not go well, but it made me laugh so...

#silly #river #video #loop #dance #drawing #animation

It was a simple sandwich merely existing in a sub shop. One day a man chose the sandwich & left. There were traffic jams, errands, & phone calls. After many obstacles, the man was home. He put the sandwich on the table. It was the end of the hero's journey.

If the GOP has decided drag & trans folk existing is the wheel they want to break this country on

I’m thinking cis men need to start wearing sparkly eyeshadow

One shade is about .99 at CVS

Simple, straightforward, & in this case, truly, they can’t arrest you all #shadowprotest #shadowban #drag #transrights #ally

"Hamburger Mary Sues Florida Governor over State Senate Bill 1438 - Protection of Children

"After much consideration, the owners of Hamburger Mary Orlando have decided to file a lawsuit against our Governor for signing Senate Bill 1438 - Protection of Children.

"This bill has nothing to do with children and everything to do with the continued oppression of the LGBTQ+ community."

Here's the Go Fund Me for the legal defense fund. https://www.gofundme.com/f/legal-defense-fund-for-hamburger-mary-orlando

[at the gym]

Me: WOOOO, this power smoothie ain’t working or this machine is set too heavy

Trainer: this *points to the gym mat* is a barroom floor, that *points to smoothie* is your third frozen margarita, and that *points to bench press machine* is Sal, the bouncer

Charter schools made big gains in legislative session - Hoosiers? Reed Hastings and the Walton family spend to sow distrust in Indiana's public schools, thinking it will boost “education freedom” and their larger libertarian agenda. https://inschoolmatters.wordpress.com/2023/05/23/charter-schools-made-big-gains-in-legislative-session/ #privatization

@Npars01 @MugsysRapSheet @SrRochardBunson Because they think they'll have air conditioning after the apocalypse.

No, really.

Their brains are so fried by money, they think they will remain rich even if civilization collapses. If they ever understood that civilization is what makes them rich, that understanding is long gone. They believe they'll still own stuff when the fallout settles.

It's like thinking gravity doesn't apply to you because you have a private plane.

Yep yep yep..

The fact that so many on the right are more afraid of books than they are of guns is proof positive that the pen really is mightier than the sword.

..so ok, this rented U-Haul crashes into the White House security fence not once, but twice.. they actually backed up and tried again, and reports say it "may have" been intentional 🤔
A Nazi flag was found inside. I almost think this was done just for exposure because in all honesty, what was their endgame strategy here. No weapons or anything. Maybe they wanted to test it's strength.. a scouting mission of sorts.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/box-truck-crashes-into-security-barriers-near-white-house-2023-05-23/

Are you a woman inspired to pursue your career by Star Trek?
#Stem #StarTrek #science

After a long weekend I've gotta save all my hatred for a Tuesday for a change. Fucker has been getting off easy for too damn long anyway

I’m bored, but not fact-check-jokes-on-social-media-bored.

begging people who refuse to vote to stop thinking of voting as supporting a terrible system and start thinking of it as a method of harm reduction.