ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
Extra bonus: You get ribs.
I'm the guy at the snack table, glaring at the chips so no one will approach me. Or, worse, try to talk to me.
If Mastodon had a party in real life and you were there, which person would you be?
I am the one trying to get the board games going.
A light year-round body.
Unless you have a light-year round body, which would be very different.
I've decided that a year-round body is easier than getting a summer body...
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Maybe round isn't the best choice of words here.
Dumbest member of Congress along side of Lauren Boebert? MtraitorG...some Neanderthals just never evolved.ππ€ͺπ‘ -ER
So today was busy, after the last week was busy. Took my 4 mile walk, took hubs over to get his old car detailed, did the Costco run, got home in time for lunch, walked over to Lowes and back, went to pick up the freshly detailed old car, stop for photos of same, list the old car for sale. Now a movie. Tomorrow I install (why the Lowes run) the charger for the new EV we bought, to replace old car.
I'm pooped.
@ScottSoCal @actuallyautistic
Me either... but I actually used a bit of the lucid dream psychology on myself one night, before drifting off I mused how I would love to have flying dreams again, and imagined what it was like... and damn if I didn't have one that night! It was awesome... hasn't happened since but I haven't really put my mind to it π€
Letβs ban men from voting on what women can do with their bodies. I call this policy βBrohibition.β
So I had a mandatory safety training class today, in person of course, because... π€·. Now, I have *no fucks* to give about everyone's precious "COVID's over" make-believe, so I show up in a full-face P100 (recommend, btw).
I'm the only one in any kind of mask.
Then the course opens with, I kid you not, a video trying to get the crowd into the ~safety~ mindset with "not that long ago, most of us didn't wear seatbelts, and if you were the only one to put yours on, it was an awkward situation..."
When I worked at a bookstore, I learned that when an author like Dean Koontz signs his books, their resale value goes up.
I also learned that when an author like Stephen King signs Dean Koontz's books, the price goes even higher and that Dean Koontz is not amused by this.
@selzero@vmst.io
What was Ukraine doing in that part of the world, anyway? And did you see how it was dressed? It was practically asking to be invaded.
@theautisticcoach @actuallyautistic @actuallyautistics
Definitely the dog. The dog walker might get a smile, after. But not unless the dog starts the conversation, by sniffing, wagging, or barking.
Do my #ActuallyAutistic comrades start their convos with the dog or their dogβs owner?
Traditionally, the male of the species is the most colorful. Normalize male fabulousness.
"Less gender rolls, more cinnamon rolls'
Sticker spotted in NYC
when there was only one set of footprints, Billy Idol was dancing with himself
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for...
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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