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Reflublicans are entering the race because DuhSantis looks so weak. Pussies

I don't always misunderstand or miss a social cue and respond inappropriately but when I do, I do it at the wrong time, and think about it for days. So pretty much always.

@gupton68

Dogs do the same thing. Little Man sleeps all day, so he can scratch at the door to be let out, all night.

How is it fair that the older my cat gets the more she sleeps, whereas I just get less and less?

I seized a day but it fought back and honestly after I get some gauze we need to talk about daily autonomy.

Best Primetime "Soap"

A Matt Bors classic from a decade ago.

I'm still sad that he quit doing political cartoons.

@homelessjun@mas.to @dramypsyd @actuallyautistic

I object to statins. If you read the list of potential side-effects, they can be pretty rotten, and while they do lower your numbers, the reduction in actual heart disease is laughable. Something like 2.5%. And they keep lowering the threshold where statins are pushed on people.

Well, my car was supposed to be repaired and delivered back to me last Tuesday, then last Friday, then yesterday, but good news! Someone finally unlocked it and opened the door! Maybe they'll start working on it now.

@repswalwell@bird.makeup

He sold his power to get the title. With the GQP, appearance is everything. Substance is meaningless.

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@dramypsyd @homelessjun@mas.to @actuallyautistic

My GP doesn't like that I want to read the data sheet on medications, and have opinions about them. Hey, it's my body, it works pretty well for me, most of the time, before you start me on something you say I'm going to be taking for the rest of my life, I want some information, and I'll weight the pros and cons and get back to you.

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@actuallyautistic

When I went in for gout, the doctor acted like she thought I was exaggerating, until she examined me. Then she told me I should be rolling around screaming, not limping into her exam room.
If it hadn't gotten to the point I couldn't stand the weight of a bedsheet on my foot, I wouldn't have gone in when I did.

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