ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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"Even if Pence reminds you of a regional manager at a midsize Indiana ball-bearing manufacturer"
Pence has ball-bearing energy?
Mystery surrounds Mike Penceβs doomed presidential candidacy https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/06/05/mike-pence-presidential-campaign-mystery/
What I'm reading is that this primarily affects areas Russia is occupying - including the entire Crimea peninsula.
Pyrrhic victory, anyone?
Some people want to create architecture visible from space.
Putin wants to commit acts of terror visible from space.
#ukraine
Croghan, the Big Man, lounging in the executive suite as befits his rank.
Meanwhile, everybody else gets to be in a cozy heap in hanging basket.
I made myself curious:
[Me]: What do tiny spiders eat?
[Google]: Very small spiders, also known as micro spiders, primarily feed on tiny insects and other small invertebrates such as mites, springtails, and small flies.
[Me]: Wondering if my office plant has mites...
@ScottSoCal #tinybugs this could start some stories.
In my hands is a signed launch-day Xbox 360. Looking up, Bill Gates is smiling at me. Everybody in Best Buy is smiling.
I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 16 years. I put the Apple Vision back on.
I hold the Xbox 360. Everybody in Best Buy is smiling
Yesterday, at my office desk, a tiny little spider spun a thread from the ceiling and was hanging in front of my face. I snapped the thread and put it in my office plant. It can have water, concealment, and maybe come out once in a while to catch whatever it is tiny little spiders catch to eat.
Things would have been different if it had bit me.
#bugs A tiny - like the size of this i - leggy, pale green, millipede looking bug fell from a silver maple and landed on my hand. Then the tiny beast bit or stung me! I relocated the rude thing. One of its companions must have crawled up my pants leg and attacked there. Iβm afraid fatalities resulted.
#farm adventures!
@theautisticcoach @actuallyautistic @actuallyautistics
Pushing 60, here. But, looking back, it makes a lot more sense than it used to.
@Ulrich_the_Elder@mastodon.social
Unless you become part of the resistance.
Vive la RΓ©sistance!
Missing the Point announces the release of its virtual reality headsets that will make the world appear darker.
@wx1g @DemocracyMattersALot Sometimes the need to vote strategically outweighs the desire to follow oneβs heart.
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@ogtrekker@universeodon.com
My governor. ππ₯°
A polite note to the driver of the white BMW with whom I (miraculously, by mere inches and milliseconds) avoided a collision when you came screeching around a blind bend in the lanes on my side of the road:
We drive on the left in the UK. As your car has UK plates, I hope and trust this is not new information to you.
Thereβs this One Neat Driving Trick called βalways be able to stop in the space that you can seeβ. Maybe try it some time?
Cunt.
If you see a black person cross your stream, you better follow them goddamnit. Itβs white as rice in here.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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