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Masturbation is like procrastinationβ€”it’s all good fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.

#Sarcasm
Think I’m sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

@PaulDitz

His problem was not realizing that Camping World isn't a reliable vendor for submarine parts. He was on the sub, too.

@Chronomyst@beige.party

*when a website asks to send a passcode to my mobile*

"How did you get this number?!?"

"The U.S. has retired around 14 gigawatts of coal capacity, or roughly 7 percent of the coal fleet, since the start of 2022." (!)

scientificamerican.com/article

I start HRT today! I just went to my new doctor and I have prescription for estrogen and T blocker. I'm beyond excited!

@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to

Coulter is really leaning into that whole "I want everyone to hate me" energy.

@oneunderscore__@bird.makeup

You want legislators to define AI? Haven't we already seen this episode?

@rbreich I was a child when the Mississippi Three were brutally murdered by KKK. The awful details were all over the news. I was young, but remember the horror.
Growing up during the Civil Rights Movement gave me a thirst for justice that has never abated. I will never forget these young men and the many other women and men who gave their lives to ensure the right to vote.
RIP Mickey, Andrew, and James.
Heros.

59 years ago, white supremacists murdered Michael Schwerner, Andrew Goodman, & James Chaney. Of them, James Chaney most symbolized
that era and geographical space. Such crimes against Black people were commonplace, yet often went unnoticed by White America. Every Black family had a story of someone who’d gone missing. But after Goodman & Schwerner, something had to be done. The racists were going after white people too.

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@BlackMastodon@chirp.social
#BlackMastodon 
#History #Mississippi

I had a milestone birthday recently, which I was told deserves a frivolous gift. Today I'm going to receive a diamond, to be set in an earring. Nothing too ostentatious, a .25 carat, but D color, and IF, so a very nice not-too-ostentatious diamond. It'll replace my gold stud.

Therapist to my comedic genius, aged 9: Name an emotion (clearly expecting anger or sadness)

Child: ....introspection.

Therapist: πŸ‘€

It’s a real tell when a cat like Musk wants to augment humans by sticking a silicon chip in their brains, but thinks altering humans by using their own hormone balances is unnatural and horrifying.

@danwentzel

I read a similar article on the CalMatters website and learned a couple of new things - the idea that homeless are coming here from other places to benefit from the weather and social policies is a myth. 90%+ are from right here in California. And most could have remained housed if they'd had $300-$500 extra a month.
We do have to do better.

Half of the homeless are over 50, and nearly half of those first became homeless after they turned 50". Our brutish and greedy society literally uses people up and throws them away in the name of "freedom". We have to do better. We need affordable housing and universal access to health care. #homelessness
latimes.com/california/story/2

Spouse: I have β€œKarma Chameleon” stuck in my head.

Me: Is it really stuck, or does it come and go?

Spouse: You. Are. An. Asshole.

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