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Important Sexual Related Dating Advice 

If you're on a date, and you're pretty sure it's gonna end in sex, but you're not ready for any butt play yet, place both hands over your bum, and loudly state, "Nope, not happening in my tooter!". This should be done in a public place before the date officially begins.

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EIon Musk’s Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $249B

Jeff Bezos’s Wealth
2009: $6B
2023: $153B

Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $105B

Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Billionaire tax rate: 8.2%
Worker tax rate: 13%

Pay workers.
Tax Billionaires.
Save our economy.

@SrRochardBunson Usually followed by my car getting into something he shouldn’t!

@CavedaleRhones @joshsusser @actuallyautistic

Maybe. But I look up words (especially their etymology) all the time. Gives interesting insights and allows more scrumptious word choices. :blobcatgiggle:​

I'm leading this FREE twice monthly event for #actuallyautistic jewish folks sponsored by the jewish autism network.

come hang out.

all jews, no matter your background, are welcome.

@actuallyautistic

David Tennant, of Dr Who fame, apparently said some pro trans things and now the TERFs are going after him on Twitter. His response is that he isn't worried because, and I quote, "I'll be fine, Terfs can't climb stairs"

I want that on a T-shirt. No, I NEED that on a T-shirt!

@AnotherDayInHell@sloth.run

All of the pearl-clutching books that have come out from former TFG goons disgust me. We're supposed to believe they were oh-so-concerned, but they didn't say a word until their books came out.

Yeah, not impressed by any of them.

@AnotherDayInHell@sloth.run

He (Taylor) was voluntarily part of the GW Bush "weapons of mass destruction" administration, and the Trump administration. The evidence says he's a liar and a fraud. While everything he writes might be true, I wouldn't believe it without corroboration from an objective source.

HI I WOULD LIKE TO CRAM YOU AND A THOUSAND STRANGERS INTO A MALL FOR A WEEK WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK THE WHOLE TIME AND YOUR ONLY ESCAPE IS DROWNING AND ALSO YOU PAY ME MONEY

- inventor of the cruise ship

@MissPixiePancake @UncleDuke1969

The squirrel could have made it itself. They're surprising, these squirrels. You never know what they're going to get up to next.

@UncleDuke1969 I haven’t got enough energy to clean the bathroom, but someone has enough verve to create exquisitely crafted armor and shield for a squirrel. I’m 50% impressed and 50% horrified.

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I would have never imagined this duo πŸ˜‚

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