ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
My plant life brings all the bees to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
There's a beautiful #lavender #bush absolutely filled with #bumblebees in my neighbourhood. They might be hard to spot on the photograph.
Every time I walk by I pause to enjoy their buzzing. Bumble bees make me happy. 
#bloomscrolling
Iggy has been holding on to this celery for an hour so far. She's been showing it to anyone who is at all mildly interested. Like you.
#DogsOfMastodon #GoldenRetriever
This day in history. 1976. Canada's parliament abolished capital punishment even though they'd heard William Shatner's version of Mr Tambourine Man.
Important Sexual Related Dating Advice
If you're on a date, and you're pretty sure it's gonna end in sex, but you're not ready for any butt play yet, place both hands over your bum, and loudly state, "Nope, not happening in my tooter!". This should be done in a public place before the date officially begins.
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EIon Muskβs Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $249B
Jeff Bezosβs Wealth
2009: $6B
2023: $153B
Mark Zuckerbergβs Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $105B
Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2023: $7.25
Billionaire tax rate: 8.2%
Worker tax rate: 13%
Pay workers.
Tax Billionaires.
Save our economy.
My car did that once.
@SrRochardBunson Usually followed by my car getting into something he shouldnβt!
@CavedaleRhones @joshsusser @actuallyautistic
Maybe. But I look up words (especially their etymology) all the time. Gives interesting insights and allows more scrumptious word choices. 
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@CavedaleRhones @joshsusser@neurodifferent.me @actuallyautistic
It's always good to embiggen your vocabulary.
@joshsusser @actuallyautistic Good info. Was I the only person that had to look up βcromulentβ? :-)
I'm leading this FREE twice monthly event for #actuallyautistic jewish folks sponsored by the jewish autism network.
come hang out.
all jews, no matter your background, are welcome.
David Tennant, of Dr Who fame, apparently said some pro trans things and now the TERFs are going after him on Twitter. His response is that he isn't worried because, and I quote, "I'll be fine, Terfs can't climb stairs"
I want that on a T-shirt. No, I NEED that on a T-shirt!
@AnotherDayInHell@sloth.run
All of the pearl-clutching books that have come out from former TFG goons disgust me. We're supposed to believe they were oh-so-concerned, but they didn't say a word until their books came out.
Yeah, not impressed by any of them.
@AnotherDayInHell@sloth.run
He (Taylor) was voluntarily part of the GW Bush "weapons of mass destruction" administration, and the Trump administration. The evidence says he's a liar and a fraud. While everything he writes might be true, I wouldn't believe it without corroboration from an objective source.
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Remember: Every accusation is actually a confession.
HI I WOULD LIKE TO CRAM YOU AND A THOUSAND STRANGERS INTO A MALL FOR A WEEK WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK THE WHOLE TIME AND YOUR ONLY ESCAPE IS DROWNING AND ALSO YOU PAY ME MONEY
- inventor of the cruise ship
@MissPixiePancake @UncleDuke1969
The squirrel could have made it itself. They're surprising, these squirrels. You never know what they're going to get up to next.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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