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I relate to this so much right now! #AuDHD

Originally shared by Brains and Spoons on Facebook. I don't think they're in the fediverse yet πŸ˜• so, for attribution, here is their link: facebook.com/brainsandspoons

My plant life brings all the bees to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge

youtube.com/watch?v=3FK-0EGAjI

There's a beautiful #lavender #bush absolutely filled with #bumblebees in my neighbourhood. They might be hard to spot on the photograph.

Every time I walk by I pause to enjoy their buzzing. Bumble bees make me happy. :blobuwu: #bloomscrolling

Iggy has been holding on to this celery for an hour so far. She's been showing it to anyone who is at all mildly interested. Like you.
#DogsOfMastodon #GoldenRetriever

This day in history. 1976. Canada's parliament abolished capital punishment even though they'd heard William Shatner's version of Mr Tambourine Man.

Important Sexual Related Dating Advice 

If you're on a date, and you're pretty sure it's gonna end in sex, but you're not ready for any butt play yet, place both hands over your bum, and loudly state, "Nope, not happening in my tooter!". This should be done in a public place before the date officially begins.

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EIon Musk’s Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $249B

Jeff Bezos’s Wealth
2009: $6B
2023: $153B

Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $105B

Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Billionaire tax rate: 8.2%
Worker tax rate: 13%

Pay workers.
Tax Billionaires.
Save our economy.

@SrRochardBunson Usually followed by my car getting into something he shouldn’t!

@CavedaleRhones @joshsusser @actuallyautistic

Maybe. But I look up words (especially their etymology) all the time. Gives interesting insights and allows more scrumptious word choices. :blobcatgiggle:​

I'm leading this FREE twice monthly event for #actuallyautistic jewish folks sponsored by the jewish autism network.

come hang out.

all jews, no matter your background, are welcome.

@actuallyautistic

David Tennant, of Dr Who fame, apparently said some pro trans things and now the TERFs are going after him on Twitter. His response is that he isn't worried because, and I quote, "I'll be fine, Terfs can't climb stairs"

I want that on a T-shirt. No, I NEED that on a T-shirt!

@AnotherDayInHell@sloth.run

All of the pearl-clutching books that have come out from former TFG goons disgust me. We're supposed to believe they were oh-so-concerned, but they didn't say a word until their books came out.

Yeah, not impressed by any of them.

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